MaeBubbles

maebubbles


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Getting old af 2 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
In 10 months 1990 will be 30 years ago. **
Fixed it for you since internet explorer is apparently your method of posting.
XD
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title 9 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
If I’m going to get in the car and there’s a bunch of stuff on the seat I’d probably be ugh too. But if it’s flowers then it would be okay. Maybe she doesn’t like flowers?
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Who've already managed to waste 2 months of 2019. 6 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Damn right I have. Time to do some art.
Best thread I've ever seen 4 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
I don’t know...so, username checks out.
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So adorable 7 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
I would love to- but my husband is allergic to animal dander so that kills every shot of getting a service animal.
Victorias Secret is she has sleep apnea 2 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
I sleep next to a mask like this every night... believe me, it’s nothing like hentai coming to life. Sadly.
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ouch 20 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Yes and no, frozen eggs have decent chances of developing, however, a frozen embryo has a much better chance of surviving thawing.
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Lesson for the day 4 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Looks like the roads are unpacked dirt roads so the car got easily stuck in the mud. But I do concur with your point- if your car is more expensive than a paved road, maybe live elsewhere if you choose to drive that type of car. Or else be prepared with boards and get ready to unstick yourself a lot.
Amazing hat by Alexander McQueen 4 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Totally read Alexander McQueen and I immediately thought “how did a cartoon racecar design that?”
Then I realized I clearly need more sleep.
So goodnight.
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ouch 20 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
This is awful. That poor woman! To delay being a mother is one thing but someone hopefully warned her of the possibility that it wouldn’t work. I’ve had friends where one embryo worked and others that would retreive 40 and none worked. This must be heartbreaking for her but I hope she still finds a way to become a mother. Someone that willing and dedicated to become a parent at the right time- go for it.
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Female pathetic Jaguar 9 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Twist ending: he got turned on by it.
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Everytime a video game states "Using Stealth Is Optional For This Mission," 3 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
James drunk as hell at a bar and forgetting how to change back...
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Sofa made out of bricks 6 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Professor slughorn is at it again. Much more convincing this time though!!
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Cotton-Eyed-Joe 19 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Is it really? Cool!
Cotton-Eyed-Joe 19 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
I have heard your pleas for help and have this to say...
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Henceforth, begone thou foul besmirck-ed beast
Thou, namest Joe, thou of the cottone orbe.
Thy grasp and strangle-hold upon this sphere
Didst fadeth from this plane of mortal men
Long ages—cold and dusty æons—ago.
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Long lost to time; all knowledge of thy source,
That foul wellspring beguiled of sulph'rous fumes.
Returneth thence forthwith! Thy banjo tones
No-more to twang throughout these hallowed hills,
Besullying each virgin ear for miles;
Thy calloused fingers and thy palsied bones.
—The spit, the cross, the salt o'er shoulder thrown.
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Whence cometh thou, I know not, nor can know.
Whence goeth—care not, cottone ey-ed Joe.
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—Caconym
(Original author credited)
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Hold up!! 3 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
He’s not the Neckermann, he’s the Fingermann.
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So adorable 7 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Yeah, I have PTSD and don’t do well in social situations sometimes.
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Roast 5 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Interesting.
Hey does this heater work ? Well yes but actually no 5 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Dinkleburg....
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So adorable 7 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
I could use one of these.
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It's time we take control of ourselves 10 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Maybe they got a side salad with their pizza.
First vogon reveal irl 8 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Peter pettigrew
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Always a problem 4 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
“Guess where we’re going”
“ that Mexican place I love?”
“Ew no- guess again”
“Um... Denny’s?”
“Ugh, no...”
“I don’t know, McDonald’s?”
“Uh... sure!”
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Panicky third berserk Kim Jong Un 5 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
They were $4 last year. But they still use palm oil so we don’t buy them.
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My parents when I was a kid 3 comments
maebubbles · 2 years ago
Lol I do this to my kids. But that’s because it’s their job to set the table and get drinks ready. By the time they’ve done that I’ve got it plated and ready to go.
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