David Spencer

magiconic


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Day 576 of your daily dose of cute: Lazy kitty 67 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Dear DDoC-
You're too ingrained into funsubstance to leave.
You'll be trapped in here for all eternity like the rest of us.
Love you!
-Everyone
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The best kitty 6 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
wait.
WAIT..
IT'S MCGONAGALL?!?!?!
I ALWAYS THOUGHT IT WAS MCGONNAL
WTF
Dihydrogen monoxide 23 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Probably don't realize it keeps the whole chain of replies...
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Dihydrogen monoxide 23 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
I literally just about made a rant comment saying that water is also in both juice in bleach.
That's when it hit me.
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For the sinner on the go 20 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Ur joking right
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Everyone looks cute when they're sleeping 15 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Everyone looks cute when they're sleeping
I can't stop laughing 1 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Wait Wat.
OK my friend just showed me this like 3 hours ago.
I'm probably too tired to elaborate to make that make sense.
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I love my country! 18 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
I call BULLSHIT.
Ironically, that is also one of Australia's known qualities.
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Some people should never tweet 10 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Technically you could say there are 51, right?
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"Why am I even your friend ?" 10 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
By death.
Even tumblr hates tumblr sometimes 51 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
A polite internet user would realize auto correct and or Android swipe chat can really fuck up words, especially your and you're.
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Passive af 7 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Lol
Melonpan offers a suggestion to Gigguk 5 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
*with a bald eagle on your shoulder
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Use adult words 15 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
I'm netflix and chilling hard af right now.
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Use adult words 15 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
#1738selfie69420blazeit
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Use adult words 15 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
On fleek
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have any of you heard any interesting conversations on the bus? 17 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
I'll just sit in the corner, in queso they decide to let me join the fandom.
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Damn that was fast 9 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
What if...
The news is the cause of the killings and the government is Tim by aliens and reptiles and aliens exist and 4th w Bermuda triangle and the Illuminati are related than the moon landing was fake and the earth is flat and ITS ALL A CONSPIRICY I TELL YOU!!!!!
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I don't know why I want this to be true 13 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Or a weirdo, kill as you fuck.
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Damn that was fast 9 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
No, because I highly doubt the news castors were waiting outside the place, so they could report the second the shooter starts shooting.
I don't know why I am laughing this much 5 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
I thought it was
Guy 1: Eh? EEEEEEHHHH???
Guy 2: noooo ).(
Snitches get stitches 3 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Shakira's mom: how many cookies did you have
Shakira: four
Shakira's hips: teen
Shakira:son of a
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yasss fight back Radcliffe 11 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
It's still strange. I mean, I'm no expert on acting or the whole gay thing, but u feel like everyone, even non-straights, would for at least a sec9nd, think he is not straight. Wouldn't you, even for a second?
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The Life of Poverty 15 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
Here's a question:
Have you ever been as rich as Kanye West?
Doubt it.
So, we don't know how he thinks and acts. It could be very easy for him to do that, with what he does in life.
Seriously though, it isn't 13 comments
magiconic · 8 years ago
What annoys me is when people repost and act like they're the op.
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