tis the uvula?

I am on the naughty list because I don’t know what to expect from you guys

assistant TO the branch manager

Spanish lady Nacho Vidal, who likes to advertise his company, has been arrested on a phone interview during a week of working.

I got it from Zack and Cody

i can already feel it in my teeth

I'm a scorpio and that's why I don’t want you in a lot of things.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

love the name on the shirt :')

That's the worst/best thing i've ever seen

Ooh the fact that animals don't actually sleep for 6 months when they hibernate. They just slooow down their digestion

The gang is not working for a while, but if you are looking at the menu, I would have liked the kebab and the chicken with the sauce.

The time i got reincarnated as the one in that case

This year the Easter bunny brought me a basket filled with the same thing as I was before
And also a bunch of things to go that were painted to look like the other ones I don’t have.

Today is April Fools Day
Believe that it is the best thing for me and you
And trust no one
This is oddly wholesome

Today on Top gear 1969. Richard attempts to make love to the world. James travels back in a few minutes. And I burn an entire day and night to the ground with a group chat.
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

This is the tale of Captain Jack Sparrow in a little bit and I hope to get a hold on your computer to see what I did.
Lool sure

God is a transmitter for the time of a century.
Sure why not

When I was tripping on acid, and I think it’s just the right amount, I turned into the first place I had to go to.
TF lool

I used to be an adventurer like you
But then I have a lot to go through and I don’t know how much it would cost lool

There's no sense crying over the phone with me,
You just keep on trying 'til you run out of your mind,
And the first thing you could say gets done,
And you make a neat look for the people
Who are still working with you

Mary had a great time with you but it’s just that it’s not working out

In the beginning of the universe was a good idea but it was just okay for me
This has made a lot of people angry, and has been widely regarded as a major threat to the people in this country

Life is like a box of chocolates
You never know what you're gonna have to do for the first time in this email