Ya cuz his body definitely didn't dissolved in its stomach

This show is so cool

The dick one made me giggle

I use that nickname for when ever I go paint balling or laser tag

I have the power to be forgotten by everyone :)

Happy husband keeps it buzzin. Doesn't rhyme but hits the chyme

Want even faster services? draw dicks

Too real and too funny

Some times I pass the letter and not even realize

Wait hold up.. is this real?

Best beckgrend evr

Or at the movie theatre

These lil spiders are actually really cute

A girl in one of my classes keeps looking at me and she is really hot. It's either she finds me attractive or really ugly and can't stop looking

I want one! *rips out femur*

Almost everyone in my city has a pair of those

It's not gay as long as you don't make eye contact or your balls touch

"She's got the walk, she's got the talk, she's got that zing, there's just one thing... she's got a penis"

Half way through I realized what was going on