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majestic_yumps


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The international space station silhouetted by the moon 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Not sure what drugs you're on but I'm pretty sure that's a tie fighter. And that's no moon
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Damn tourists always get it wrong 10 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
So Big Ben is in Elizabeth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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You need to see this important picture 3 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
What a beeeautiful piece of ham
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*jaws theme* 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
When you find level 10 armour but still stuck with a level 5 helmet
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You know damn well who that is 20 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Ok fine
You know damn well who that is 20 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
@mightyoak I want this to happen to my character
Don't yell at me I'm sensitive! 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I'll have a gift shop of dicks, some interactive stuff for the kids and some dick shaped food. And the staff have to wear dick costumes
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Don't yell at me I'm sensitive! 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
A museum of dicks, Fucking genius.
Ok I'll think of some
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When I play games with my friends 17 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Definitely not doing it for the points XD that'd just be selfish
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Don't yell at me I'm sensitive! 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I will hunt down whoever hurt you and I will rip out their cock
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You know damn well who that is 20 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I have a skull in my face. Does that make me one?
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I haven't had it in a while 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
He's saying he only has coke with some kind of alcoholic drink
Guess the country 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
If it was Canada there would be snow EVERYWHERE and a timmies in the background
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Just guy things 30 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
So if you were stranded in the middle of nowhere for 9 days you wouldn't take a massive dump? I definitely would take a massive dump
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Just guy things 30 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
But people are animals
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Just guy things 30 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
So @lane6 are you running around In The Forrest yelling at animals for taking massive dumps in
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Just guy things 30 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
This stuff may sound stupid, but it is all true. Especially the ball clapping one. That's the best
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I miss funny Eminem 4 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
That was great XD
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Just guy things 30 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Hey you don't wanna go out with a loaded gun
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So it's fair 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
And getting soap in the dickhole
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Shit just went from 0 to100 7 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
What? I don't ge-... OOOOHHHHHHH
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That was just a cucumber 9 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
To infinity aND BEYOND
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Official response from Lego 5 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
I've always hated it when people said "legos"
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Thanks for the memories 15 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
Wolverine is my favourite superhero. Will I cry watching it?
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Girl gets double doggoed 2 comments
majestic_yumps · 7 years ago
"When he finishes twice"