As an adult, you avoid swearing in front of a kid while they avoid swearing in front you.

You forgot that the black guy dies first

Jay and silent Bob strike back

One on her period and the other off

No, it's your right paw

I work security and I've seen it happen. We locked up the mall and Macys security got in a foot pursuit with a person who ran into the mall and face first into the locked doors. Haha. He gave up because he almost broke his nose. His face print was also on the door.

That water must have been shallow where he landed