Teachers need to understand. I hate when they ask that

Can I pay you in gum?

"Omg your such an idiot!!"
Mhm. You're not really helping either, hon.

This post is 20x better because of who posted it

"Maliciousmelons"

"DISHONOR ON YOU, DISHONOR ON YOUR COW! C'mon cricky, write this down..."

I've read this four times. How could he incorporate a comma in that? It still sounds weird!!

SIE SIND DAS ESSEN UND WIR SIND DIE JAGER

I fucking hate mine. They're annoying and painful and why can't I just not have boobs? I already deal with Satan's sacrificial waterfall. Gah.

GOD DAMN IT. I FUCKED UP. I FUCKED UP.

What the hell are those supposed to-OH MY GOD. GUYS.

I'm with you, bro

SAME.

Well somebody~ sold their soul for art skills. Fantastic job