MissCr3ant

mandyfr33gordon


Professional Shit Poster and Commentator. Short and ridiculous <3
Occasional promoter of tolerance and intelligence.
Layers. Many layers.

— MissCr3ant Report User
with one handshake the contract will be sealed 5 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I really need to know how this shot was taken
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Stay Trill 24 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Lmao well now that is a respectable reason! If the lower intestine ain't happy, the whole game is thrown off.
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It's her own fault 31 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
This is fckng perfect
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All pugs should wear suits 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
dapper boi
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Spicy 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
It's a meme page. Pretty sure the guys who run it are the openly gay "animals". Nothing to do with the chickens liking jazz music. :)
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So... This happened 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I hope that's from a weave or extension.
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War 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I was imagining the ones at the table are the elite, dining together in comfort even as they send their loyal soldiers to kill one another.
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Welcome to Jurassic Park! 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
People like that are priceless to have around.
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fiat lux 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Lmao surely not! I know the feeling though.
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fiat lux 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
That actually sounds adorably badass.
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Do you? 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Mmm celery!
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That's the motivation you need 1 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Now you're just gonna lose your keys and your weed.
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$1 pillow fight 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Absolutely beautiful idea.
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Do you? 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I'm here for a good time, not a long time.
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Such a weird picture 5 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Such a new homescreen for my tablet.
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Make up app 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
It's slightly comforting knowing that I'm not the only one.
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A short, sad story on a library book receipt 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Or possibly a small, Google inspired case of hypochondria.
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Gee Adolf, TWO sex dolls? 15 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
xD
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Gee Adolf, TWO sex dolls? 15 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Quit playing now you know you wanna meet Ms Fanny
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The Sound of Popcorn 5 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
But I love how the ting go.
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An Unfortunate Slide 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Imagine the adults at that place trying to not scream with laughter every time a child cums out of that piece of work.
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Only the smart shall park 9 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I would rather just park a couple of blocks away or something. Too many different restrictions on availability. If I had to stay longer than originally planned, this could cause needless complications.
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Gee Adolf, TWO sex dolls? 15 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
What a lucrative, creative idea! As long as they sanitize her every time.
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maybe he need a upgrade? 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
He needs a bigger hard drive Or she needs to tighten her charging port.
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An Unfortunate Slide 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Uh-huh sure it is.
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