MissCr3ant

mandyfr33gordon


Professional Shit Poster and Commentator. Short and ridiculous <3
Occasional promoter of tolerance and intelligence.
Layers. Many layers.

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People are weird 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I found it to be quite uncomfortable when my son broke the news to me.
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Fu... uhm.. i mean.. CUDDLE THE POLICE! 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Judy
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Dreams 34 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Understandable
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Dreams 34 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Did you ever make any sense of it?
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Stoned much 9 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
"Bush did 7/11"
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How about you? 34 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Why do we park on a driveway, but drive on a parkway?
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Stoned much 9 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Si
How about you? 34 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Why do we say taking a shit?
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How about you? 34 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
And then somebody got aroused by being tortured.
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Meanwhile, somewhere in the world 21 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I'm Germany, Ireland and Sweden
It's October 3rd 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
@natethegreat I fucking love you too dude, and your profile pic is legendary B)
It's October 3rd 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Not everyone can comprehend Nate's greatness.
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Food for thought 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Xp
Food for thought 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I just asked my dog and she says "boof". This loosely translates to "sugar, you know damn well that I'm sentient."
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Food for thought 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Oh my, a real life intellectual! Forgive me, I am unable to continue this conversation as I am not on your intellectual level!
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Food for thought 14 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
And you know this, how?
He's back, he's black, and he's successful 2 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I love these.
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Tumblr 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
This is top secret okay so use wisely but the signal is: "rawwr"
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Daniela discovered her blood clot was actually a monster 11 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Probably glad it's out of her.
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"Did you try blowing on it?" 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
hell yea
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Probably one of the first speeding tickets ever (from Germany of course) 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
If I had a ticket for every time I've driven a motor horse past a nearby alehouse at such a speed as to make the curtains flutter...
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A rather rude Captcha 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
(sorry)
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"Did you try blowing on it?" 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
But have you tried blowing on it?
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Sea mine 2 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
mined BLOWN
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Tricky shot m8 2 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
"If she dies, she dies"
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