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mandyfr33gordon


Professional Shit Poster and Commentator. Short and ridiculous <3
Occasional promoter of tolerance and intelligence.
Layers. Many layers.

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It's because white people all look alike 19 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Stereotypical maybe. One of my Australian friends says things like "howdy, y'all" to me because I'm from Texas. And in return I say things to him like "let's throw a shrimp on the barbie, cunt!" Then we rofl.
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Silly rabbit, tricks are for wizards 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Title xD
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Hairy Pawter and the Darling Howlers 8 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
In the article it says the categories are Griffindogs, Ravenpaw, Hufflefuff, and Slobberin. http://abcnews.go.com/Lifestyle/gryffindogs-hufflefluff-animal-shelter-sorts-dogs-hogwarts-themed/story?id=50883535
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Heartbreaking 16 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I'll probably never be loved then because although I've never flown yet, I feel like when I do, and that big muthersucker lands safely, I will likely be enthusiastically twerking and clapping.
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HoMEOWner 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Ho-Meow-Ner
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The ultimate sacrifice 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
What on earth did did I just see?
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"Things have gone wrong somewhere" 8 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
I see no problem.
Wow, you can't even trust yourself 6 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Divorce that monster!
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H*ck 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
H*ck yea
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H*ck 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
3x5 I think. You watch it too?
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H*ck 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
A character on the show has a little girl and she was making her pay the Swear Jar every time she cursed (a lot) so Lucifer taught the little girl some loophole swear words. (motherflunker etc.) Eventually she and her mother learn that it's not the words themselves that are bad but the feelings they induce in others.
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H*ck 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Aww this is cute and reminded me of an episode of Lucifer.
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hahahahaha so true 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
"gentle persuasion"
Respect for Kibongu! 9 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Sending thoughts
This knight is fighting for us 1 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
He looks (and apparently behaves) like my uncle. My uncle lived in Wisconsin.
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Tricks that everyone should know about cooking 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Also, a cut with a dull blade can be worse and take longer to heal than with a sharp blade.
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A great place to take the kids 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Can you imagine a family trip though? "Guess where we're going on vacation, kids!"
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So down to Earth 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Yaththth I see what you mean xD
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Such a personal connections 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Yea, could be.
So down to Earth 4 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Ya$$$
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PSA 10 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Yep
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Such a personal connections 12 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Toilet seat: UP
Pissing LOUDLY
she is not a she is she?
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European immigration be like 25 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Our lands have never been secure.
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Netflix GET ON THIS 7 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
There shall be no deaths without The Reaper.
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New tradition 3 comments
mandyfr33gordon · 7 years ago
Hey @third How's it going?