marcus5

marcus5


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When Elvis Presley received his polio vaccine in 1956, immunization levels raised from 6 comments
marcus5 · 1 week ago
ok so this is true generally but there was a massive push at this time and he was not the only one doing this. The way this is phrased it sounds like he was responsible for all of that.
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Art 1 comments
marcus5 · 1 week ago
and if you put walls on your body you are a knight
How tf 18 comments
marcus5 · 1 week ago
start by closing your eyes
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Say the word 7 comments
marcus5 · 1 week ago
he is literally holding a drink
Lmaopqrstuvwxyz 10 comments
marcus5 · 2 weeks ago
And is no-one going to point out the whole coffee beans?
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After the Mandalorian, I'm waiting for this 2 comments
marcus5 · 2 weeks ago
ok guys we need to boost this so it happens
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They're trying their best 2 comments
marcus5 · 2 weeks ago
also can I just point out that ex army guys are usually the best group project members, they have some fucking self discipline
They're trying their best 2 comments
marcus5 · 2 weeks ago
also the 38 year old probably just left the army and knows 10 ways to kill you with a pencil.
A new trick eh 4 comments
marcus5 · 2 weeks ago
this has to be for porn right?
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Aww this is real love <3 6 comments
marcus5 · 5 weeks ago
that is just bad economics and wasted money, the resale would have gouged you for money if you just replaced it like that. wait a few weeks and then just buy the ring as a couple you just netted an unnecessary loss at a time when you need to start financial planning together and you clearly have limited funds.
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Looks like it's time to take out some Vampirates 6 comments
marcus5 · 5 weeks ago
The short answer is that they can bless at least all the water in sight and potentially all the water in the body of water but that would inevitably result in its misuse so they are not allowed to.
What we need 2 comments
marcus5 · 5 weeks ago
why are they all women? not like its an issue it just seems odd.
Flaky aboard Cat 1 comments
marcus5 · 7 weeks ago
Oh the riddle my GM put us through last night made me feel this so much.
The flordia zoo 7 comments
marcus5 · 7 weeks ago
hey hey hey, EVERYONE can be drunk and stupid in Florida. Check your hate speech
Did someone say BOOMER HUMOR? 5 comments
marcus5 · 8 weeks ago
I think this is technically smug nerd superiority rather than smug boomer superiority
At Least, That's How I Feel 2 comments
marcus5 · 8 weeks ago
yeah but that is serious though.
Not when people choose to marry trees. 8 comments
marcus5 · 8 weeks ago
do they exist legally, as in the official state sponsored definition? and a follow up, is this count going off of the legal marriages?
A long read, but the whole speculative biology scenario is beautiful! 4 comments
marcus5 · 8 weeks ago
there is a book about this "pale green dot" but with a bit more nightmare fuel
Amazing man saves bear from drowning 4 comments
marcus5 · 9 weeks ago
giving a like to this with the addition of the comments it is rather misleading without those
Squatters 5 comments
marcus5 · 10 weeks ago
when do squatters rights kick in?
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It's not hatred. It's pen*s 77 comments
marcus5 · 10 weeks ago
also that number is a lie if pornhub's data is to be believed
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And if you do it properly, you'll unlock your 3rd eye 10 comments
marcus5 · 12 weeks ago
I count 5 or 6
How to ruin your children's p*rn 6 comments
marcus5 · 12 weeks ago
you want your kids to get an oedipus complex because that is how you give your kids an oedipus complex
Thranduil, proud of his son's true aim 2 comments
marcus5 · 13 weeks ago
thranduil magically converts any chair he sits in into a thrown
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