marcus5

marcus5


— marcus5 Report User
Well, that turns ME on 1 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
he is taking it out tho
Wax my bals 10 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
shave the balls wax the rest, you won't tell the difference
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Beet-and-yeet 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
power move
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Cigarette's 10 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
don't they then drown without a boat? typical physicist
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What you say now, flat earthers? 9 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
ha! you believe in space?
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How did this happen? 3 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
perhaps they got tired of that sort of humor.
Come on Disney 13 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
movies that had major structural issues that caused them to fail probably would be valid for a rebuild as well.
Witcher vs Dragonborn 7 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
lets keep in mind that the dragon born doesn't have a job. he is a creature of myth and fate on a quest of world shattering importance, but he does not have a job.
Let's ride 2 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
sell the eye for 29 and go split an island with her
You Don't Know The Struggle 11 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
lint in the charger port
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Endurable soggy abstracted Locust 15 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
the Blaziken philosophy
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From the year 2525 4 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
if he hadn't gotten greedy and only stolen a few mill then run for a country with no extradition then he would have gotten away with it
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We need this everywhere 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
Yes I want wargs, ridable wolves, what's not to like.
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From Start to Finish! 1 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
Damn, PCT? that is impressive.
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Society problems 7 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
yeah they show a lack of diversity of interest and highly atypical level of interest that often coincides with uncomfortable social interaction
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Juraasic park VIRTUAL.REALITY VERSION. 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
no but seriously we need to do this, i would attend the fuck out of jurassic park
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This guy is on to something 6 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
this is genuinely hilarious as a concept keep it up
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Calling in sick to work 20 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
also party animals is on there that is beautiful
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Calling in sick to work 20 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
wait wait wait is this real because if so ankle biters is on here and that is precious.
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Some people 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
you now have to tell us the series so we can watch it!
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USA 34 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
Also a map of the world showing the countries that have been to the moon
If Mars still had water 20 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
is that island the big volcano?
"who knew a whale would be so heavy? We gotta get him back to SeaWorld" 12 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
got lost, swam upstream, floodwater lifted it onto the riverbank then left it there.
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Worth a try 8 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
This is actually one of my favorite things about zero tolerance fundamentalists. If you have already been doomed then there is no reason to stick with the morality set by that system.
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True story bro 5 comments
marcus5 · 5 years ago
well there could have been no change and the wish would still have been fulfilled