College life 5 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Yeah same here. Facebook, Netflix anything of that sort would get you kicked out and definetly no food or drinks allowed. Where the heck is this college at anyway? I would like to go there.
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This is just plain sad 27 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I seriously though this was the work of a 2nd grader. Wow the education system has surely failed this person.
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GIF inventor said that it is pronounced as 'jif' 23 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I pronounce it like gif not like jif, because jif reminds me of the peanut butter.
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Chris Brown and Kim Kardashian drowning 11 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I would have sex with Kim Kardashian and when I'm finished, throw her back in the water. What can I say, she is hot.
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The solar system watch 15 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I looked up this watch and it's $250,000. I can see why the buy now button isn't avaliable.
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Everyone, meet my little brother 2 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Take my ass off life support you little shit. I'll remember to cut you out of the family will before hand.
Something I'll tell my kid when he says things like that too me.
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Unemployed 15 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
What if he had them on his face? Would he still be allowed to work then?
Are you? 22 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I'm getting there. I don't like where I'm at but I am improving. Slowly and surely. Gotta keep my head high, confidence up, and push onward.
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It's all about compromising 13 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I agree with what everyone is saying. I'm not saying she must clean, do dishes or laundry while I work go home and sleep. 50/50 is great too. Both spend time with kids and loved ones. I'm just saying, that I need to be the one with the higher income to be able to provide for my family substantially as a man. That is my opinion that as a man I must provide the higher income and it has nothing to do with dominance. There are several features that defines a man as a man, for me, providing a higher income is one of them.
It's all about compromising 13 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I cannot be in a relationship where the girl makes more money than me. I'm not saying it's bad, it's just that I was always taught to be the hard worker and be the main provider for my household. Sure my woman can work and help out, but I need to be the one with the high income.
Saving the planet 4 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I can't believe they are actually doing this but it's true. Imagine how many trees PornHub will have to plant at the end of the week
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Going to try this 6 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Two*
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Found an OP 65 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
I'm working towards my future right now. The girls will follow later.
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North Korean navy 5 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
With our crappy government in the U.S and a failing foreign policy, they might actually succeed.
North Korea fun facts 13 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
So North Korea has more food than any other country in the world, yet when food supplies get low, sawdust makes a good substitute. Do the citizens over there not see a problem with that logic?
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Neat 21 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
BUY NOW button!!! Where are you
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When a skinny girl says she's fat 5 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Bitch let me fuck you. Something along like that.
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What truly divides people 34 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Why not both?!
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McDonald hell 28 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
What is going on?! Talk about childhood ruined and tramazitation setting in now.
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How to use a gun 9 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Something like that
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Taking those corners tight 6 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Close enough
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Poet. 10 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Gargle your semen? Damn that's awesome. I need get a girl who is willing to do that. Just yes.
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Badass billy 17 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
Yes you did all of this under your parents dime.bow that you are older, you do these things with your own money and it's actually really phone to do as an adult.
Strip! Strip! Strip! 9 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
What a tease. Damn that's awesome
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CNN. Can't stop. Won't stop 6 comments
marty6978 · 10 years ago
That plane is just very interesting. How can a big plane go missing and undetected on radar without anyone knowing. Lots of mystery involved there. As for the school stabbing, some idiot 16 year old did it, he is in custody and thank goodness no one was killed and many victims are recovering well.
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