God dammit.

But she's a mermaid...

the Kristy Kraft.
Donuts and cheese.

I almost said "Do you know what a tuba is?"

of course YOU would know, mother.

you can google that one.

The Murica meme is my least favorite because of it's only point being to bash America. In fact people like wrath stretch far for jokes like that, without thinking them through and realizing they don't even make sense.