masterofinternet

masterofinternet


hello. I'm the master of the Internet.

— masterofinternet Report User
Is this true? 8 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
Yes he will become an African American actor and songwriter
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Dad...Dad... Dad listen 4 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
You do realize you're the guest, right? God, I hope you know that.
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Trying to coook food 17 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
But MOMMMMMMMMMMM
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Dad...Dad... Dad listen 4 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
"I'm the one that ate all the food. I'm sorry dad."
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No shit Sherlock 32 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
Good joke guest. I've been here for almost 2 years. (For the confused since I just joined a few weeks ago , I was a guest). Guest, I'm not going to let some 12 year old nuisance make me leave a website I've grown to love. The community is the best part, and I wouldn't join this site just to make you fuck it up!
How could you ! 7 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
skip what? You? Okay!
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No shit Sherlock 32 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
Im actually not, I went on the poster's profile and checked his/her comments. How tracking posts years old lowers my IQ is something that I will never know, and probably not care to know.
A close up of the human eye looks like a creepy forest 7 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
oh we're doing this again, hm? IGNORING POWER, ACTIVATE!
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A close up of the human eye looks like a creepy forest 7 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
How many times have I've seen this between now and August? 6.
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Happy feelings c: 15 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
First kiss
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Chewing and choking 6 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
That's what happens when you let FS take over your life.
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No shit Sherlock 32 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
Weird because you commented a year ago about being male. CONSPIRACY
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How could you ! 7 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
Well exxxxxcccccuuussseeeee me for making you guys friends
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This guy deserves a big hug 34 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
1. Not all of us deserve that, such as me and my comment prior to your rage
2.calm down. Seriously dude just calm down.
3. What the hell is a nob head?
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This guy deserves a big hug 34 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
that in no way makes me blind. The pictures are above the text so I am right to have inspected the pictures first.
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She just wants to be educated 11 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
The irony in that last sentence
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She just wants to be educated 11 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
Education FTW
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SOON... 8 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
And spiders. And flies. And everything else.
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#sexy free and satanist 15 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
I have a short friend that's kinda plump and every once in a while I'll make a short joke and he'll look at me with the expression of the Asian guy, presumably planning my demise.
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This guy deserves a big hug 34 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
I honestly didn't notice the Down's syndrome. I thought she was looking at something else while smiling xD
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I want to believe! 3 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
I thought it said flies.
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Guy spreads love by high-fiving new yorkers waiting for yellow cabs 2 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
Wow a guy high-fiving people! That totally should be put on the Fun section of funsubstance because this makes people laugh!
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"90s kids" 38 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
we're in 2014 not 13.
Nopething from nopeville 23 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
If it's a NOPE thing why the fuck did you post it
IQ test 8 comments
masterofinternet · 6 years ago
*sweats nervously*
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