masterofinternet

masterofinternet


hello. I'm the master of the Internet.

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When you see it 9 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
I am your father.
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Phineas and Ferb 18 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
God dammit.
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Sexy or nah? 18 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
i don't really like the hair color.
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The best part of the deal 24 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
But she's a mermaid...
Mildly interesting 4 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Happy Dinosaur Massacre Day
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The best part of the deal 24 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Pocahontas' neck should be broken and Ariel should be dead
One of the most terrifying things ever found 9 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
I like how the one eye just stares at you.
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Cloud cut in half by Burj Khalifa 6 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
I want to go there, but fear of heights :/
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Because hair changes everything 14 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Imagine if he had actually looked like this.
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Every year 6 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Would the leg staying up represent hope for the future?
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youths! 5 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
What are they gonna do in a fire?
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Good guy mr Crabs 6 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
the Kristy Kraft.
Donuts and cheese.
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oooOOOOoo 13 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Syndrome's eyes tho
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Interesting facts 11 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Fun FACT* not facts.
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Good guy mr Crabs 6 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
He also fired his best employee to save a penny, and his other one quit because he was accused of stealing a dime.
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Most common birth dates 59 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
March 7th.
Drop the bass 15 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
I almost said "Do you know what a tuba is?"
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Cats are strange 3 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Cash or credit?
God damnit Carl 2 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
"Jerry, I fucking hate your face."
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Dr. Seuss explains pregnancy 3 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
of course YOU would know, mother.
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When you and your best friend have the same idea 23 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
The guy in the truck's like "What the hell..?"
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Pharmacists 12 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
you can google that one.
Magic 24 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
The power of minds
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Tru story though 7 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
The Murica meme is my least favorite because of it's only point being to bash America. In fact people like wrath stretch far for jokes like that, without thinking them through and realizing they don't even make sense.
Sorry, just felt like it had to be said. 159 comments
masterofinternet · 7 years ago
Just want to remind you that Spongebob was released in 1999
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