Or explaining why you find a joke funny.
"Why do you find this so funny? What's so funny about it exactly?"
Man I dunno? Why is ANYTHING funny?

Hey guys did you know Stan Lee died

If you think your kid ia grown enough to make his own decisions like that then he's grown enough for me to deck in the throat with my heel.

Adult life has made me a lot more cynical towards games. Now that I don't have much time to play anymore, I'm starting to get more and more annoyed with dumb shit games do to pad out the play time or just think they're fun or immersive.
I didn't love Red Dead 2. Rockstar seems to not understand that realistic doesn't always equal fun. Why do I have to clean my guns? Why do I have cores instead of just a health and stamina meter? Why do I have to maintain my horse? How come I can't just fast travel from the game map, why do I gotta find a stage coach? If you're only gonna let me fast travel via stagecoach then why are there only like five in the game? How come I have to start a mission at camp and then ride all the way across the map instead of just having the mission start there or load me there? How come I can't eat or change clothes just because my horse is going fast? How come I have to store all my weapons on my horse instead of just having them all the time?

Joke's on you. I don't have to pay anything if I'm dead.

Maybe it was your English

Wyoming isn't real

Damn, they got cars that drive on water

hector

Probably because I do this myself. If I need Q tips, mayonnaise, band aids, and nasal spray, I think its fun to think what I could possible be combining those for.
Don't say no cashier cares because I don't believe you. Not that I'm judging, its just fun.

I've always thought this was interesting.
My job now pays twice what I made in the food business and I do half the work.

Should've just said "Come fuck me"

Man I couldn't care less how accurate they look. I just wanna see good movies.

If you have a lot of favorite songs then you don't have a favorite song.

Dis nigga obviously never seen Scary Movie 3

That's a lotta damage

I think at this point everybody knows that cigarettes are bad for you.
If somebody still smokes despite that, its their well informed decision at that point and I think they should be left alone.

"Alexa dispense the thick anime thighs aroma"

I haven't heard a man speak at length about bacon in years.
Works both ways.

But you can't and you are.

What the fuck is wrong with rhe top text