MayFlower10196

mayflower10196


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Thanos snapped :-( 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 8 minutes ago
I did.
Sometimes love is very complicated 21 comments
mayflower10196 · 9 minutes ago
Or explaining why you find a joke funny.
"Why do you find this so funny? What's so funny about it exactly?"
Man I dunno? Why is ANYTHING funny?
Legend 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 hour ago
Hey guys did you know Stan Lee died
Reality check 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 hour ago
If you think your kid ia grown enough to make his own decisions like that then he's grown enough for me to deck in the throat with my heel.
Gamers feeling for games 18 comments
mayflower10196 · 14 hours ago
All those little things added up and soured the experience for me. I wish I felt different but as soon as I beat the main story I sold the game and bought the Mega Man X collection. Mega Man rarely makes me have to sit through bullshit to get to the fun parts
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Gamers feeling for games 18 comments
mayflower10196 · 14 hours ago
Adult life has made me a lot more cynical towards games. Now that I don't have much time to play anymore, I'm starting to get more and more annoyed with dumb shit games do to pad out the play time or just think they're fun or immersive.
I didn't love Red Dead 2. Rockstar seems to not understand that realistic doesn't always equal fun. Why do I have to clean my guns? Why do I have cores instead of just a health and stamina meter? Why do I have to maintain my horse? How come I can't just fast travel from the game map, why do I gotta find a stage coach? If you're only gonna let me fast travel via stagecoach then why are there only like five in the game? How come I have to start a mission at camp and then ride all the way across the map instead of just having the mission start there or load me there? How come I can't eat or change clothes just because my horse is going fast? How come I have to store all my weapons on my horse instead of just having them all the time?
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For those that need a monetary reason not to be an idiot 10 comments
mayflower10196 · 14 hours ago
Joke's on you. I don't have to pay anything if I'm dead.
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Poor boy still has no idea that it was signal 12 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
Maybe it was your English
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Picky eater 22 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
My food budget a week is $20
This road in Wyoming 10 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
Wyoming isn't real
Today 6 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
Damn, they got cars that drive on water
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Le chien 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
hector
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Got out at the right time 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
I had a teacher in home ec fail a kid for not being able to afford the materials himself to sew pajama pants, so I wouldn't doubt that.
Bingobangobongo 15 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
Probably because I do this myself. If I need Q tips, mayonnaise, band aids, and nasal spray, I think its fun to think what I could possible be combining those for.
Don't say no cashier cares because I don't believe you. Not that I'm judging, its just fun.
Pick up the pace 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
I've always thought this was interesting.
My job now pays twice what I made in the food business and I do half the work.
Story of my life 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
Should've just said "Come fuck me"
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That awkward moment when cosplayers do a better Apocalypse than Hollywood 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
Man I couldn't care less how accurate they look. I just wanna see good movies.
Favourite songs 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
If you have a lot of favorite songs then you don't have a favorite song.
When all of this is over, will our atoms play among the stars? Will we dance and laugh 11 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
Dis nigga obviously never seen Scary Movie 3
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WD-40 your rule is over 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
That's a lotta damage
Those guys make a point 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
I think at this point everybody knows that cigarettes are bad for you.
If somebody still smokes despite that, its their well informed decision at that point and I think they should be left alone.
This is it this is heaven 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
"Alexa dispense the thick anime thighs aroma"
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Internet funnymen 18 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
I haven't heard a man speak at length about bacon in years.
Works both ways.
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You are well folded 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
But you can't and you are.
Hamsters are the true heroes 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
What the fuck is wrong with rhe top text