MayFlower10196

mayflower10196


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This is getting out of hand 11 comments
mayflower10196 · 12 minutes ago
My buddy got married in Ireland and wanted me to come be his best man.
I wished them well.
My wife is an under. I do it the right way. What does thing? 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 18 minutes ago
It depends on where the roll is placed. If the roll is directly to your right or left, it's actually easier to unroll if it goes under.
title 6 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 days ago
How dare you assume I'm 2% instead of whole.
Everything in this is a painting 10 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 days ago
That girl is either about to get kissed or turn into a demon and get impaled on a giant sword.
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The more you know 12 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 days ago
Gee I wonder why this person was lonely.
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Anon needs a burn heal 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
She should really be fired. I'm fairly sure you shouldn't inquire about someones purchase
Men will be men 14 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
Yikes
*To be continued* 11 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
I don't think Tony us actually stranded. I think he plans on making everyone think he's dead because he can't bring himself to return to Earth after watching Peter die. For all he knows Pepper might not even be alive.
Besides, Nebula was on Titan with him. Why would she just fuck off and leave him?
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Coincidence? I don't think so 46 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
I lean more towards people "reporting" to the IRS being sad.I don't really see a problem with using your tits to earn money. If people out there are willing to pay money just to see pictures of you topless, I think you'd be stupid NOT to exploit that.
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How to drive a man insane 101 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
Who the fuck spells it like that
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You have failed 10 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
What if I just wanted the car?
Broke ass nigga
The whitest man 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
Cut his hands off.
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The two-legged cat 4 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
I too was born with two legs.
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“1234” 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 4 days ago
Your kid is not an expression of how much of a free spirit you are.
Name your kid Elizabeth or some shit and be happy with it.
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Well said 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 4 days ago
I'm gonna be the opposite of a good parent and try to encourage my kid to be done with school after high school.
If my kid gets good scholarships and still wants to go I'll support it but school is way to much stress just so you can maybe get a job that pays a lot. I went to college for a month before I realized I was just fucking done with school, but by then I already owed a few grand to the college. Like aye boyo, you can have money and be happy without going to college. You can do that shit within a year of graduating high school if you work at it.
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Good work fellas 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 4 days ago
I love how in Civil War, Ross is showing the Avengers footage of bad guys fucking shit up and he's like "You did that" like are you fucking dense lol
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How embarrassing 1 comments
mayflower10196 · 4 days ago
This sounds like the start of a bad joke.
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Yes!!! Took me 20 years to realise 6 comments
mayflower10196 · 4 days ago
Learning it isn't illegal actually changed how I look at my parents.
Like, my girlfriend sometimes eats in the car when we drive home after a movie and the light doesn't bother me in the slightest. I barely notice it.
What was my mom's fucking deal?
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He isn't wrong 9 comments
mayflower10196 · 4 days ago
What the fuck lol
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Words of wisdom 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
I don't remember anything from the Bible because it is like ten billion pages long.
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Keep Finding Reasons (Princess Mononoke) 9 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
Avengers Endgame
My life is literally just staying alive long enough to see the next movie I wanna see or play the next game I wanna play.
Bombs away!! 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
Goddamn.
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Oc 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
I never understood why parents just sit there and wait for you to visit.
My dad works four days a week bringing four figures home each of those weeks and when he's not working he's sitting on his ass watching TV in the house he has paid off.
I work five to six days a week and sometimes if I want a day to myself, it means taking up my one day off and I bring home less than half of what he makes and most of it goes to rent and food.
Dad, I love you, but how about you give me a call and ask to come over instead of sitting there pouting because I don't call every half hour?
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Words of wisdom 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
The Bible: Do not masturbate or you will burn in Hell forever.
People:
The Internet: No Nut November lol
Also people: R E A L S H I T ?
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When guys want nudes but don't expect an extra suprise 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
I am perfectly comfortable with my sexuality. Scope dis dicc
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