Stealing every last bit of this bc fuck old ladies that give dirty looks to dudes wearing gay pride shirts at Target.

Ah yes, the best Hollow Knight boss

Please stop sending him spider hentai, send to me instead

Mary Kate and Ashley

Back up, Terr.

Me: If you hate not having pockets then buy these cargo pants, they have lots of em
GF: those aren't cute tho

It clearly says egg

TWENTY EIGHT STAB WOUNDS

michael

This image makes me sick. I have like ten shows I gotta catch up on.

Will there be ripping and/or tearing?

nostalgia bad

I would play a game about Carl Winslow.

For a hot second in high school, I considered a teaching career fully confident I could teach better than my chemistry teacher.

New Girl into Marvel movies:
Guys: Heh, I bet you've never even HEARD of comics

Edinburgh

Joker?

When I was a kid, my dad asked me to destroy any cigarettes I found to encourage him to quit smoking. I once broke every cigarette in a brand new pack I found.
Now as an adult addicted to three different substances, I understand why he smoked and I wished I had left him alone.

Gotta get ahead of em

Michael

There aren't very many people in this world that disgust me enough to genuinely wish someone out there would just go to their home and fucking execute them in front of their family, but Caillou's dad is one of them

It really does tho