Bold of the parents to assume their entire extended family gives a shit what their little shit factory has between its legs.

The fuck is a packer

I haven't been to see a dentist in at least four years and at this point I'm scared of the judgement.

"Canny."

Sugar cookies are bomb but these have entirely too much fucking icing on them.

Genuinely curious, where did people go before Jesus died?

Maybe if he was free in the jungle or some shit where there's fruits and animals to eat he wouldn't be doomed.
Like no shit he's doomed you put him in the fuckin desert.

Maybe vegans could laugh at themselves if their brittle bones didn't snap from sudden movements.

Maybe you should give up before another girl dies and you got another kid hanging on you while you're working a third job.
I'd have quit at 17 tbh

Man I don't get people like this. Why do people have to be 100% pro or anti gun?
Like hey guns create issues but I'm 5'8 skinny and have no combat training. Yes please can I take the course that teaches me to use a kill stick so I can legally carry it around to protect me from danger that would be nice.

Give em time.

How come every big comic book movie always has a story like this behind it?
"We were gonna do this really kick-ass thing that would have pleased the fans and not detracted from the experience of general moviegoers but we didn't on the off chance someone didn't get it."
Y'all put a fucking cartoon pig and a school girl that pilots a mech powered by a spider in your movie but a cute nod to the current Spider-Man, the last guy people might have liked better, and the guy before who was so big in pop culture during his time as Spider-Man that anybody over 20 knows him would have been too much for audiences?
I got nothing.

I've always wondered what Shadman's place looks like.

Honestly if the alogrithm hadn't ruined your ad revenue, time eventually would.
I'm incredibly impressed that PewDiePie has managed to stay relevant for so long, but I'm also curious if anybody can stay that way on YouTube for, say, thirty years. Shit, YouTube is only like 13 years old.
Are channels like Game Grumps really gonna be relevant to any audience when they're fifty?

I think maybe this school closes a little too often

This just reminds me of all the "libtard owned" memes that have Peter Griffin in them for no reason

I wouldn't say no to Hellboy with titties.
Bet she gives a mean handjob.

Do people actually make a big deal out of this shit?

I don't get being proud of your sex/race or whatever.
Like, that's not an achievement. You're born with those things, why take pride in it?
If all you've got going for yourself is that you're a man, you don't have anything going for you.
Don't get me wrong, you shouldn't be ashamed to be a man either but that doesn't mean you should take pride in it. It's kinda meaningless.

Motherfucker.

My girl got shit ass backwards with my facial hair.
She loves how Chris Evans looks with a beard and hates his mustache but thinks my mustache is cute and hates my beard.
Nigga I'm beautiful too smh

This but on the Xbox.
I didn't even understand what it was or why it played with the music, but I felt obligated to let it play.