MayFlower10196

mayflower10196


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Pants party 1 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
Bold of the parents to assume their entire extended family gives a shit what their little shit factory has between its legs.
Hyundai sounds good now 17 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 days ago
I guess vegans aren't the only ones who can't recognize a joke.
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Discreet shipping 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
The fuck is a packer
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Just chewed through two jumbo blow pops 1 comments
mayflower10196 · 5 days ago
I haven't been to see a dentist in at least four years and at this point I'm scared of the judgement.
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The little immortal lady 22 comments
mayflower10196 · 6 days ago
"Canny."
Evasive shiny impolite Mosquito 23 comments
mayflower10196 · 6 days ago
Sugar cookies are bomb but these have entirely too much fucking icing on them.
Bali is the most corrupted country 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 6 days ago
Genuinely curious, where did people go before Jesus died?
Doom 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 6 days ago
Maybe if he was free in the jungle or some shit where there's fruits and animals to eat he wouldn't be doomed.
Like no shit he's doomed you put him in the fuckin desert.
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Hyundai sounds good now 17 comments
mayflower10196 · 6 days ago
Maybe vegans could laugh at themselves if their brittle bones didn't snap from sudden movements.
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Daaaamn, single dad getting work done 12 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
Maybe you should give up before another girl dies and you got another kid hanging on you while you're working a third job.
I'd have quit at 17 tbh
Too funny 1 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
Man I don't get people like this. Why do people have to be 100% pro or anti gun?
Like hey guns create issues but I'm 5'8 skinny and have no combat training. Yes please can I take the course that teaches me to use a kill stick so I can legally carry it around to protect me from danger that would be nice.
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Did not expect it from you, EA! 12 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
Give em time.
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So close........(sad face) 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 1 week ago
How come every big comic book movie always has a story like this behind it?
"We were gonna do this really kick-ass thing that would have pleased the fans and not detracted from the experience of general moviegoers but we didn't on the off chance someone didn't get it."
Y'all put a fucking cartoon pig and a school girl that pilots a mech powered by a spider in your movie but a cute nod to the current Spider-Man, the last guy people might have liked better, and the guy before who was so big in pop culture during his time as Spider-Man that anybody over 20 knows him would have been too much for audiences?
I got nothing.
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FBI coming for me - Circa 2019 (Colorised) 6 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
I've always wondered what Shadman's place looks like.
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**** YouTube 3 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
Honestly if the alogrithm hadn't ruined your ad revenue, time eventually would.
I'm incredibly impressed that PewDiePie has managed to stay relevant for so long, but I'm also curious if anybody can stay that way on YouTube for, say, thirty years. Shit, YouTube is only like 13 years old.
Are channels like Game Grumps really gonna be relevant to any audience when they're fifty?
Polar vortex in Midwest causing schools to close 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
I think maybe this school closes a little too often
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here have some more dumb shit 2 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
This just reminds me of all the "libtard owned" memes that have Peter Griffin in them for no reason
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Considering the reboots lately, I wouldn't have been surprised 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
I wouldn't say no to Hellboy with titties.
Bet she gives a mean handjob.
john 7 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
That's actually a nice way to shut up anyone who claims a character is made with the male gaze in mind.
What if I gave this woman a big ass with lesbians in mind? Whadda you know?
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Attention 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
Do people actually make a big deal out of this shit?
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Anon Is a Man 28 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
I don't get being proud of your sex/race or whatever.
Like, that's not an achievement. You're born with those things, why take pride in it?
If all you've got going for yourself is that you're a man, you don't have anything going for you.
Don't get me wrong, you shouldn't be ashamed to be a man either but that doesn't mean you should take pride in it. It's kinda meaningless.
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Buetexids nyeclila dovio 10 comments
mayflower10196 · 2 weeks ago
Motherfucker.
Origin of “learn to code” 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
The journalists response to themselves losing jobs is "learn to code"?
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Boom, your dead 8 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
My girl got shit ass backwards with my facial hair.
She loves how Chris Evans looks with a beard and hates his mustache but thinks my mustache is cute and hates my beard.
Nigga I'm beautiful too smh
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Y'all remember using windows media player 5 comments
mayflower10196 · 3 weeks ago
This but on the Xbox.
I didn't even understand what it was or why it played with the music, but I felt obligated to let it play.