Yeah. You're welcome.

Women taking up the whole damn aisle at the market.

Must have been hard not to burn the pages.

"Crows"

Mood every day since high school.

Literally every encounter in The Last of Us.

I'll always be a PlayStation guy but Xbox controllers fit more comfortably in my hands.
The buttons, triggers, and sticks feel like ass but i like the layout.

Does that say dark chocolate?
Kid probably wouldn't have liked it anyway.

This post is so late, Dr. Connors fired it

I once got a $50 parking ticket at my college for backing into a spot.
I wasn't crooked, I wasn't too close to either car, and I wasn't stuck too far out into the lot. The literal reason listed on the ticket said that I'm not allowed to reverse park.
I got a ticket for being a good driver. At school.

In my state these lights are legal, but the little lights some people put under their cars at night aren't.
Why

That statue getting some MEAN head

Please put Doomguy in Smash
Please

Kinda sucks they pulled the show. A lot more people worked on it than just that one guy but I get it.

The what?!

Yall smell that dead horse?

Invisible cheeseburger

*heavy sweating*

Guys it's true, I was the marble.

Disney is like climate change at this point.
It's already too late so we might as well enjoy what we've got.

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