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And this ladies and gents is why I can never reproduce. I have zero patience when it comes to kids.

That's why Cinnabon literally sells just the center roll in a cup.

Save him

Your mental issues are also not an excuse to avoid working on them.
My girlfriend has anxiety and consistently uses that as her excuse to have me set up all her appointments, make all her phone calls, even just to buy shit for her using her money.
Most of the time I dont mind, but I'm ultimately concerned about what she's gonna do when there's nobody to do stuff for her and I hate that she makes me feel like an asshole for encouraging her to work on herself.

Parents: Bullying is wrong.
Also parents:

The 360 controller is the best imo. It fit so naturally in your hands and the sticks and triggers were very responsive. D-Pad needed work though.
Also, whoever designed the N64 and GameCube controllers should never get the chance to make controllers again. Hey Nintendo, those pro controllers you sell now? We just call those controllers.

These people bitching about rainforest media coverage are the same people who share "Autism Awareness" posts on Facebook and feel like they did something.

Wait until he hears about Magic the Gathering.

Quality content but Tony wasn't responsible for her parents dying.
Tony has done some stupid shit but that he did not do.

Damn, Jon used to be so skinny.

It's gonna be a crime scene after I drown about a million unborn children in there heyooooo

I've always assumed it's because "pussy" can be short for "pussycat" and "scaredy cat" is also a common way to describe a coward.

Get a load of this society

Not true, laying in bed on your phone all day is the quickest way to wind up wanking into a sock.

This is how y'all sounded talking about Endgame.
"How will I ever hold the gallons of pee I am sure to accumulate in three hours."

When the porn doesn't load, you do what you gotta do.

"I hope you've been a good girl for Daddy, Kitten."

It's kinda telling just how pissed off some guys got at this ad.
"Hey, be your best self."
"Fuck you."

I just wouldn't smile.

I wish I loved Keanu as passionately as these people do.
He's a good actor and had a fun moment at E3, but he alone isn't selling me on a game.

Bruh

Pickles and onions don't give me an erection.