Pls steal my virginity
Pls

I once got drunk and ended up with a quarter bottle of rum, a half gallon of milk, and six ghost pepper wings in my stomach.
Worst experience of my life.

If my parents had told me that cleaning my room was mostly so spiders wouldn't nest in it, I would not have questioned cleaning my room and would probably do a better job of it today.

Too bad I'm only a people.

I am so fucking glad I don't have cable lol

This really says a lot about our society

People are saying these Area 51 memes are getting annoying but I find these "SON U GON GETSHOT IS WHATS GON HAPPEN" posts a lot more annoying.
It's the perfect embodiment of boomers turning a joke into a lecture.

I know a guy who runs a scam where he'll swap the bar codes on those $20 Yankee candles for the cheap dollar ones then use self check out and sell them for full price elsewhere.

So glad Logan didn't suck.

It's ass tho

Uh huh, that's EXACTLY why people are taken aback.

If your product does this, I am uninstalling it and leaving a bad review for it.

Shakespeare writes like a fifteen year old with a thesaurus.

It matters because the superhero genre is primarily dominated by white dudes.
Go ahead and list the two or three black characters you know ot even link me a laundry list of black characters, it isn't gonna touch just how many white dudes there are.
That's not an issue in itself, the writers of these stories are usually white dudes and it would be weird to ask those people to try writing a character race, religion, or gender they aren't familiar with. They can do it and do it well, but they're white dudes writing about white guys so whatever.
Hell, the issue here isn't even that this artist depicted T'Challa as a white person. Gender and race swapping is always gonna be a fun experiment for an artist.
But when you suggest there's no reason T'Challa has to be black, I gotta disagree. I'm not bothered whenever a primarily white character is made black or a man made a woman because in those instances you're adding diversity by making what we've all agreed is a minor change.

Skweezy is a national treasure.

This says a lot about our society

*notices your bulges*

I'm not sure what to think about either yet because there isn't much gameplay.
I don't love Keanu Reeves or Norman Reedus enough to be hyped just yet.

Toy Story 6: Woody says the n word

This is just such a nothing thing. Why are we even still talking about it?

Arent a lot of firefighters volunteers?
You ever think maybe just not a lot of women are interested in a dangerous job like that?

What is it with these high school bully types and slapping guys on the ass? And then they call you gay like...what why why even that specifically

This guy looks like my step dad smells