lol, some idiot doesn't understand population density and cold weather affects viruses.

france immediately surrenders to storm.

Don't see a zero here...

yeah it's almost like protesting is a fundamental part of being american and we should support it even if we don't support the cause. seriously, what do you think all those american soldiers think they died for?

that dog is like "this is fucking bullshit".

Lol, I was laid off from Virgin Mobile in 2007 b/c the company was trying to save money, so they would hire people during the busy season (not tell us) and then lay everyone off after that. Sure you get unemployment but good luck living off that. Most people found another job right away and Virgin got away with hiring people that thought they had stable, full time work and firing them with little to no consequences. I now work for an investment firm, and they take care of us like no one's business (12% 401k company contributions on top of yours, 60k a year (I have no college degree, just HS and finra certs, which they paid for me to take) holiday bonuses (3-5% of base salary) awesome medical ($1500 is my max out of pocket)) People that say thing that sounds wise or care are rarely either, and actions speak louder than words....Dick Branson.

unless you poor, then fuck you.

Let's see the terrorists not freak out over that shit!

yeah, until dad tries to kill one of them....

lol, this person has clearly never looked through 4chan or reddit. That's where creepers live.

Anti-vaxxers are child abusers. If you knowingly gave your kid a deadly disease by injecting them you'd go to jail, but if you just let them catch it unnecessarily it's a right? Fuck that, you don't get to have kids.

no you weren't, stop it.

I'll lend you as many as you need. I'm pro-idiot. The more stupid folks that kill their grandma's the better.

Some airbenders can straight up fly.

Movies.aren't.real.

It's easy to be arrested when you have enough money for the rest of your life and lawyers and don't have to be at work on monday.

does anyone really believe that china isn't lying their ASSES off?

If you let the internet tell you when to wank then you're ironically a wanker.

the Burj Khalifa is 500 ft taller than the great white throne.

I often think "you know what's a useful skill I don't have? sewing needle throwing."