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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I thought we went over this I can't do that
But really what happened
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
It would explain a lot if I was already dead tbh
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Someone gave them to me on a sandwich and it was transcendental, but there's warnings that say those can be dangerous to eat do idk
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I was worried because I left but you were already gone by the time I got back xD
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I hate the leaves but the sprouts are fucking delicious
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
You hate what?
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Be glad
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
That and squash are the worst things ever
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
It's like a fucked up cucumber cactus hybrid that tastes like axe body spray it's a damn travesty
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
XD I bet you even eat zucchini
Disgusting
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
That's it
We can't be friends
Tomatoes are my personal god
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
It's mostly tomatoes don't judge me xD
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
It's like crack honestly
I basically get an entire Italian restaurant on a sandwich and devour it
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
There's one by my house and I'm
A d d i c t e d
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Tell me, do you guys have Subway there?
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
My relatives aren't nearly that cute xD but my grandma used to turn her hand into a bird to make my mom laugh and my mom did it for me
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Your grandparents are goals oh my God that's adorable
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Poor sassy you're Swiss cheese now
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I've had like, non surgeries. The kind where they put you under and do some science but they've never actually like cut me open
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
W00p
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I would need a sponsor hook me up fam
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
I need a surgery but the government won't let me
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
All ya parts still there even if they don't work?
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Scared me bih, when we say hospital we mean like a&e for you guys xD are they figuring shit out?
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meeptastic · 6 years ago
Like an appointment or an emergency
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