Um. What. Do you not comprehend math?

Just for giggles, a reindeers eye will turn blue in the winter helping the to see better in the low level light of their environment.

He might have been lonely. A lot. Wink wink.

Any ideas to solve this doorknob issue, mgoveia?

I lost my shit after reading this.

Dude. This is impressive though. Little strange considering it's pokemon. But still well written!

Or any chemistry or science inclined girls. You can never go wrong with chemiatry puns

The kind who wants to wear an epic wizard hat! :D

Only if you ask reeeally nicely. And maybe give him a giant eagle

Do you realize how many girls this would work on?!?

You are my favorite kind of people :D

What can I say? I don't like that word very much.

Well we're gonna be chillin with a wizard. So heck ya!!

Why only Greg? There's other fish in the sea. (think of the other definition of f***)

Yeah! But it's over in the mountain trails. Let's go on an adventure!

They just fell in love over a potato. Still a better love story than twilight.

Because they need the magic of friendship. And maybe a hug or two.

We have a hulk

Mgoveia, excellent idea! (And glorious pony reference at that. Brohoof /)*(\ ).
And Smitty, great establishment of what does/does not happen in a scientific inquiry. By the read of reading the comment I was saying, "Buuuurn". So yay!

I like this one ^