You can call me Mel

mel


I love you with all my butt,
I would say heart,
but my butt is bigger ♥

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Oh, me? I'm cool, just crying at my desk 21 comments
mel · 5 years ago
You live in France too?
Miss America in 1924 12 comments
mel · 5 years ago
Wow
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Go hard, or go home 7 comments
mel · 5 years ago
I love these kind of people
Sleep is for the weak anyways, right? 16 comments
mel · 5 years ago
How is this technique called?
For f*ck's sake Tumblr 22 comments
mel · 5 years ago
Multigrain is delicious
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Day 73 of your daily dose of cute: "Who's your best friend?" 6 comments
mel · 6 years ago
Where can I buy these dogs they're adorable
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EAT IT! 3 comments
mel · 6 years ago
That's me when I'm hungry
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Right?!?!?!?! 6 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I watched those!
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& it's even worse at concerts... 8 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I feel ya! I just love how nobody even cares everybody's there to see their favourite artist, it's magic
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Grumpy Cat gets a star 5 comments
mel · 6 years ago
If Kim K gets a star we all deserve one too
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Promise its worth the read 43 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I never had a dog, and I always wanted one, still do. One time, I got paid to babysit for a dog, she was old, fat and shook with her butt every time she walked. Every time I took her outside everybody would give her some food and she'd meet her boyfriends. She was the cutest thing and she followed me everywhere. She was the only reason I woke up at 6:00AM to give her something to eat and take her out for a walk. And my sleep is precious but I couldn't resist her cute eyes. And the last day, the last time I saw her, I just laid in bed. Becoming sad because she was like a friend to me, and then she joined me. And slept with me. I love you Scott♥
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Gordon ramsay being nice? 26 comments
mel · 6 years ago
Imagine Gordon Ramsay being your best friend
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Core workouts: Easiest in light blue, hardest in red 18 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I tried to start working out but gave up, running up and down those stairs is enough exercise
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Darude sandstorm 4 comments
mel · 6 years ago
That's actually a good song to use
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What friendzone is like 19 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I know... That's the point
WHY?! Just why? 2 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I can't laugh about this tbh
What friendzone is like 19 comments
mel · 6 years ago
Not gonna lie, these kind of girls make me embarrassed of being a girl.
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This makes a girl 42 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I honestly can't see the boogers, but boogers are a natural thing to have... Everybody has them
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She looked 17 14 comments
mel · 6 years ago
We don't even work with grade in here, middle school is year 1, 2, 3, 5, 6 and high school is again year 1, 2, 3, 5, 6. Year 1-2 in high school is grade 1, year 3-4 is 2 and 5-6 is 3. And then we have uni or this other thing, I don't know the word in English. It's like uni but "easier".
Dog's day out 5 comments
mel · 6 years ago
I'll mail this to them haha thank you very much hope it helps♥♥
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Sometimes I worry for the world 33 comments
mel · 6 years ago
And Asia isn't even the only state. So almost half of the world's population died 13 years ago? And they were all in New York at the same time? Don't make me laugh
The reaction I get when I cook for my wife 9 comments
mel · 6 years ago
Yes! It's so special and different♥
He needs a name. I'm thinking Hat-hog 10 comments
mel · 6 years ago
This reminds me of Cinderella, you know making cute clothes for animals
Classroom 8 comments
mel · 6 years ago
That's like a whole store of pens
She looked 17 14 comments
mel · 6 years ago
Europe too
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