meowiamacat
I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.
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Magical Hair 15 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
She's like a cotton candy angel I love it!
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My new favourite game to play 113 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
ANOTHER JESSICA
sorry it's just that I've only ever met one other Jessica so yeah.
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sorry it's just that I've only ever met one other Jessica so yeah.
Some very useful tips for new parents to be 31 comments
How to scare your kids this winter 6 comments
20 Creepy Places 38 comments
imagine doing that today... 3 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I'm sorry, boss, I just got married to my partner, I don't think I'll be able to come in to work today. Or tomorrow. Or ever.
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lol tru 10 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
No, because the male sperm get tired faster. Think of it like a race with your friend. You're really good at sprinting, but suck at long distance running. They're not as fast as you, but can run for farther. If the distance was short, you'd win. If it was a marathon you were running, you'd get tired faster, and your friend would win.
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lol tru 10 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Fun fact:
Male sperm swim faster than female sperm, but female sperm have more endurance, so they can swim farther. So the smaller your dick, the more likely you are to have girls.
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Male sperm swim faster than female sperm, but female sperm have more endurance, so they can swim farther. So the smaller your dick, the more likely you are to have girls.
Disney Princesses infographic 99 comments
Disney Princesses infographic 99 comments
I feel her pain lol 1 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I just keep my finger a little ways from my screen. The perspective works just fine :)
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Those eyes 12 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Personally, if I had sex three times a day, my life would not be considered miserable.
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I kept it and now it's a real house, my house 11 comments
Disney Princesses infographic 99 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
According to Disney wiki:
"Elsa is 21 years old by the time of her coronation, according to Jennifer Lee, the Junior Novelization, and the age difference between her and Anna is 3 years (Anna is 18 years old)"
Of course, that also says her birthday is December 21, which, unless they waited seven months for her coronation, doesn't really make much sense with the fact that the movie takes place in July...
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"Elsa is 21 years old by the time of her coronation, according to Jennifer Lee, the Junior Novelization, and the age difference between her and Anna is 3 years (Anna is 18 years old)"
Of course, that also says her birthday is December 21, which, unless they waited seven months for her coronation, doesn't really make much sense with the fact that the movie takes place in July...
Old style is always better 16 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Since the personal preferences of other people didn't affect your own.
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Disney Princesses infographic 99 comments
Disney Princesses infographic 99 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
According to Disney wiki, they're blue, but according to Google images, they do look more green.
