Yep. That's why he was forced to wear dresses as a kid. His parents were expecting a girl, so his mother had made a huge pile of dresses. Being the terrible parents they were, they didn't want to make a bunch of boy's clothes, so he had to wear the dresses.
Why I know this much about an animated villain, I don't know.

That is an apricot.

Animagus

Probably dummies. They're all covering where the book they'd be holding would be. The probably took it before with dummy books/no books, then got a few copies of those, and took the real picture. At least that's my guess.

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As an American... PLEASE throw Kinder eggs at us. PLEASE. I WANT TO EXPERIENCE THEM

Oh, and for those of you who are extremely competitive, there is a point system. I think the most points you can get for one question is 1000, with points for both correct answers and speed (plus there's just a time limit in general). After each question, the top five on the leaderboard are displayed before the person in charge moves on to the next question. At the end, it's either the top five or the top ten displayed. That way you can get the satisfaction of knowing you're the best in the class, or your teacher can give out prizes to the top scorers!

He cut his lip with it and wouldn't tell us what happened. It took our mom giving him that 'mom death stare' before he came clean.

I feel like it was one of the Roosevelts, at least for the US.

My parents did that too, but we figured out pretty quickly that Santa wears running shoes.

My city actually has an elevator up one of the bluffs because the guy who lived in the house it leads to, back before cars were a thing, was tired of wasting is lunch break by spending most of it getting up the hill. Now it's a pretty big tourist location. I think it's also got a record, or at least it did at one point, for like the highest slope for train tracks or something like that.

Nah, 'cause apparently if it's positive you've got cancer or something. And I'd say that's a pretty big fail.