Personally, I don't care.

I really love Rapunzel's, Aurora's, and Jasmine's.

FWOOP

slutty ass clown....

I think it's supposed to be that if they sound hollow they're better or something like that.

It stopped affecting white people.

This is not minimalism this is doing things one step at a time like you're supposed to

What even would be the answer?

WAIT I FOUND A DIFFERENCE - The guy on the right's got a hat on. Otherwise, practically the same person in the same picture.

The amount of stamps is proportionate to the weight of the object, isn't it? So it would made sense for there to be so many stamps.

Burger King are you okay

These are 1000% true. They are so true that they are ten times as true as any other facts you may come across. That is another fact. It is also 1000%. There are a select few facts that are 1000% true. These facts override all other facts or "facts" that may contradict with these statements.
Trust me, I majored in Factology. I have a PhD. I currently work as a Factitioner. These are all also 1000% true facts.

Most of the kids will stare at me because I teach children's liturgy at my church, but they still look at me like this. It's like, "Kid, you are staring at me like I am the spawn of Satan and I literally just read the gospel for you and taught you bible songs. Calm yourself."

I will go through the dumbledoor

One time we had an odd number of students and since the teacher knew I hated group work, she let me do the project on my own. It was making a movie of the digestive system and when it came to the credits, I started making stuff up just to slap my name on it more. I think something with llamas ended up in there.

1. That is an orange, not a lemon.
2. Why is he carrying is behind him?

It looks like I'm off to Hogwarts.

The THNEED