meowiamacat
I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.
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It f*cking sucks 18 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I KEEP DREAMING ABOUT MY OTPS FOR SOME REASON AND EACH TIME THEY'RE ALMOST ABOUT TO GET TOGETHER FINALLY AND THEN MY FUCKING ALARM WENT OFF
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It would be the coolest thing ever! 36 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
OKAY SO I JUST THOUGHT OF THIS
What if when you have a dream that has other people in it, they have the same dream but from their perspective, and then the reason no one knows this happens is because how we forget like 90% of all our dreams or something like that and only some of us will remember the dream.
What if when you have a dream that has other people in it, they have the same dream but from their perspective, and then the reason no one knows this happens is because how we forget like 90% of all our dreams or something like that and only some of us will remember the dream.
Reese's Doesn't Even Care Anymore 9 comments
Disney lies 8 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I look like Ariel when I'm in Ariel's position (absolutely crushing on someone and thinking of them while I try to sleep so that they are in my dreams)
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this is so accurate 4 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Also when someone asks you the stupidest possible question for the situation. I had to tell her the Gandhi was not a girl, nor was he black, and that you can't be Catholic but not Christian...
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Is this just me guys? 17 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Now just kinda fold it backwards behind you so it all hangs down from the back of head and stand up straight. There you go! Now go, use this knowledge (sorry if it's a crappy set of instructions) and make your own towel hats.
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Is this just me guys? 17 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
OKAY SO HERE'S HOW IT GOES AND ALSO WHY YOU SHOULDN'T PULL ON THEM
Put your head down so that your hair hangs down in front of your face (if you're a guy who also wants to do this but you have short hair, just kinda sweep it forward, but still keep your head down. I find that the gravity helps, but if you feel like you don't need it, that's fine, too). So now take your towel (doesn't need to be huge like a bath towel, but don't use a hand towel. A bath mat-sized towel is about the smallest I'd go.) and put it so that it's centered on your head, the edge of the towel sitting just about at your hairline. Now take one side and kinda tuck it under the other, curving it around, and take the other side, make a tube, and twist EVERYTHING around (if it's you tucked the left edge, go counter-clockwise, and vise-versa if you went with the right) until you've got this twisty towel-hair thing coming from your head.
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Put your head down so that your hair hangs down in front of your face (if you're a guy who also wants to do this but you have short hair, just kinda sweep it forward, but still keep your head down. I find that the gravity helps, but if you feel like you don't need it, that's fine, too). So now take your towel (doesn't need to be huge like a bath towel, but don't use a hand towel. A bath mat-sized towel is about the smallest I'd go.) and put it so that it's centered on your head, the edge of the towel sitting just about at your hairline. Now take one side and kinda tuck it under the other, curving it around, and take the other side, make a tube, and twist EVERYTHING around (if it's you tucked the left edge, go counter-clockwise, and vise-versa if you went with the right) until you've got this twisty towel-hair thing coming from your head.
This is exactly how we see the world without glasses. Don't ask us 16 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I can only see just over a foot in front of my face without my glasses :(
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Horse 7 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I scrolled down too fast so I only saw the bottom half of the post and thought this was from Skyrim or something for a second.
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It would be the coolest thing ever! 36 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Three thoughts:
1. You could meet so many people from, like, across the world and befriend so many new people!
2. If you couldn't remember much of your dream except you hung out with one person for most of it you could find them irl and see if they remembered what you did.
3. Reminds me a bit of Sword Art Online... So it could go terribly wrong in a way.
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1. You could meet so many people from, like, across the world and befriend so many new people!
2. If you couldn't remember much of your dream except you hung out with one person for most of it you could find them irl and see if they remembered what you did.
3. Reminds me a bit of Sword Art Online... So it could go terribly wrong in a way.
Having siblings 16 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
And another part of the time you're busy quoting memes just to piss them off... I did this so much my brother actually gave me a salt shaker for Christmas because I wouldn't stop saying "crave that mineral"...
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As a European, this is so true 67 comments
So after studying SATs, I've learnt that obtuse also means dumb.. 6 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
One time when I went to a Catholic school some kid tried this pickup line on me so I cut him off with that whole "Are you implying that I'm Satan? Because you're absolutely right." And that was the only good memory I have of that school.
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Homer Simpson's Favorite Planet 16 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
It would also kinda be a bit shit, like if it was a really small hole so when you looked up all you could see is that other city across the hole from you and you'd miss out on stars and the sky and if you wanted to see anything but that other city you'd have to look out to the horizon but you'd never get the experience of lying on your back and stargazing or sunbathing or anything.
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Some people just want to watch the world burn 4 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
And then when everyone gets used to it, he should wear it on a Tuesday or maybe a Thursday.
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Fictional characters may be real 25 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I wonder who they ship me with. Are the ships canon? Are they the ships that are canon in my mind? Are they crack ships?
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The butterfly effect 23 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Sorry, it's been a while since I've seen the episode, I had to guess to the best of my ability.
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He walks among us 6 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
The episode is Legend of the Gobblewonker, I think (might have gotten the name of the creature wrong). This screencap, however, is photoshopped.
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The butterfly effect 23 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
It's not necessarily that you meet them on the street. Like badasslatina mention, Turn Left is an episode where they go through what would have happened if Donna had turned left instead of right on her way to a job interview. She turns right (as in official canon), and she gets the job, starts dating this one guy, meets the Doctor, and almost gets eaten by a giant spider. She turns left, never meets the Doctor, the Doctor dies, other random shit starts happening, and Rose shows up to try and help fix it all. It's a string of events. You make a wrong turn, end up late for an appointment, have to do something else instead, some idea pops into your brain, you go do that, and somewhere along the line you meet quite a few people you never would have, should you have made the right turn.
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Sorry everyone. 5 comments
Useless knowledge 6 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
So there's this game, Wits and Wagers, or something like that, and it's basically a statistic as a number, and you have to guess, and then wager on whose guess you think is the closest without going over, usuing two pieces, one worth two and one worth one. If your guess wins, you get a point, as does everyone with their small piece on yours, and two if they put their big piece on it (or three if they put both).
So I was just sitting there like, "Yes! Useless knowledge from tumblr, don't fail me now!"
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So I was just sitting there like, "Yes! Useless knowledge from tumblr, don't fail me now!"
Getting equal rights for women 10 comments
