This actually works! And not just for anxiety, necessarily. It works for any time you're upset/need to calm down. :)

*whispers* mmm whatchya say.....

I thought that was corn on the bottom one for a second and was just like "Why the hell would I want corn scented soap?"

This literally happened to me, like, an hour ago.
I told her, "I have a name, you know" but then when she and her friend were introduced to me I didn't ask which was which and had to guess...

At this point you work backwards with each answer until one works.

For whatever reason, my brain didn't quite process the backwards letters, so I spent 30 seconds trying to figure out what "therereht" meant...

I want it.

Just like Ice Age...

Blue Cappuccino... At least it isn't waffles.

I think I'll be moving to Denmark. Who's with me?

Horus why you gotta be such a downer

Have you seen that one Vine from Thomas Sanders where this was the plot?

WHY WOULD YOU BE OUTSIDE DURING THAT KIND OF WEATHER

Why is there a gap between "extreme" and "code red"?

Instructions unclear; choked myself and looked like a twit with three chins while doing so.

As an American, I can say I have no idea.

I am 98% sure that sqrt(18^2+80^2) is 82, not 81.

Firefox and Safari look like covers for porn movies
Internet Explorer looks like a shit remake of an Indiana Jones movie
Opera looks like a romantic drama
Chrome looks like a pretty cool sci-fi movie
Netscape looks like a really dramatic drama.

JFC IS THIS CONSTABLE-FROZEN IT'S CONSTABLE-FROZEN ISN'T IT

My old school had us do a survey and it was all about how we enjoyed the classes and a few of us tried to ban together and get our pe teacher fired. I don't think it worked, though.