meowiamacat
I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.
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My dying wish 17 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Get some more real human bones in that Pirates of the Caribbean ride, why don't we!
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Smells ruff 4 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Service dogs for blind people are actually trained to poop and pee on command so that their owner can clean it easier!
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Such a mind f*ck. 20 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I HAD A BOYFRIEND WHO WOULD ALWAYS SAY 'SHUT DOWN' INSTEAD OF 'SHUT UP' AND WHENEVER I'D BE LIKE 'SHUT UP' TO HIM HE'D JUST REPLY WITH 'SHUT DOWN' AND I COULDN'T TELL HIM TO SHUT UP BECAUSE IT WOULD JUST CONTINUE LIKE THE VICIOUS CYCLE IT WOULD BE LIKE NO, ANDREW, IT'S SHUT UP AND IT CAN'T BE SHUT DOWN BECAUSE YOUR LOWER JAW MOVES UP WHEN YOU TALK DO YOU MOVE THE ENTIRE MOTHERFUCKING TOP OF YOUR HEAD OR JUST YOUR JAW GODDAMMIT ANDREW IT'S FUCKING SHUT UP AND YOU NEED TO FUCKING SHUT UP IT'S NOT QUIRKY OR COOL IT'S FUCKING STUPID
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"Call the police and the firemen..." 10 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
So light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'M ON FIRE DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING OKAY?!?!?!
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Light 'em up, up, up
Light 'em up, up, up
I'M ON FIRE DO I LOOK LIKE I'M FUCKING OKAY?!?!?!
Just saw a beach selfie tagged with 'books'- I can't be the only one who hates this 14 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
There's an app that takes the most common tags and copies it to your clipboard so you can just paste in the tags.
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I wanna try it :3 9 comments
I wanna try it :3 9 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Yeah, his was vanilla, but given that it was from Japan, vanilla was honestly what I was expecting the least, and it's possible it comes in other flavors, depending on where you get it.
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When you're fake but still need votes 14 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Given that that quote is from literally fifteen years ago, I'd say you might've hit the nail on the head.
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Wake up and smell the plague dad 9 comments
deg deg 19 comments
Please take math class again 11 comments
deg deg 19 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
satans_mistress, YES you explained it closer it's not really a contented sigh for me like it's happy but also creepy like it's kind of what I imagine some creepy guy at a bar staring at some girl from a distance would make in appreciation of her??????? But I also feel like it's like that hum you do when you like something like I'm associating it with hot chocolate right now??? But it's the same noise I think???? But in this context it's the creepy guy??????
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deg deg 19 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
NO BUT SOMETIMES IT MAKES AN ACTUAL SOUND????? LIKE A CONTENTED SIGH OR SOMETHING????? LIKE mmmmmmmmm???????
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deg deg 19 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
Also, fun fact, it says "deg deg" because the only characters it possesses that a computer will pronounce is the degree signs that make up the eyes.
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deg deg 19 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
It makes a noise in my brain but I don't know how to describe it?????? Like all I'm imagining is just it raising the eyebrows but I want to say I'm processing that as a noise and I just????? ?????? ????
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Easter egg on Vogue website 7 comments
Food the new soap, and soap the new food? 9 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
For the soaps, I actually cannot use medicated face washes (like for acne and stuff), so I prefer to just go all natural so I know there won't be anything harsh that will cause me to break out.
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But for me there's no pretending lol 42 comments
All fangirls...including me 9 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
In times like these, the wise words of my best friend come to me: "Just solve it with a [three]some"
(The actual conversation was foursome, as it was me reacting to Captain America with "Kind of ship stucky, kind of ship steggy, kind of just want all three for myself.")
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(The actual conversation was foursome, as it was me reacting to Captain America with "Kind of ship stucky, kind of ship steggy, kind of just want all three for myself.")
When I say I'm from Iceland 8 comments
meowiamacat
· 9 years ago
I am 100% sure Greenland and Iceland had a meeting that started with "You know what would fuck people up"
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