MEOWIamacat

meowiamacat


I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.

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Beautiful gems and stones 17 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
YES
I swear it's water 8 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
My mom had a flask of mouthwash that she kept in the car.
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John Green foreverr 4 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Dan, I don't think the butt-touching was an accident...
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I f*ckin love Walgreens 29 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Understandable. I myself am already 5'11. But I'm not sure, but I think at least one might go up to 6'0. But if your race is right, I think Esmeralda's max height is around 5'10!
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Beautiful gems and stones 17 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I vote turquoise for the next Steven Universe character. Maybe a fusion involving Lapis...
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I f*ckin love Walgreens 29 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
irish, How tall are you because maybe you're too tall to be a princess but VILLAINS, however... they're typically taller, and not even the masked ones. :D
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Meme. Changed 7 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Can't unsee...
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Lesbians 7 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I heard she's a lesbian.
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Spider legs 9 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Spider nips, Spider nips, does whatever a spider nip does. Wait, what /do/ spider nips do?
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Probably just go around saying "Yo!" 7 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Concerning texting, some of us have character counts. Concerning literally everything without a character count, I have no defense for them and frankly hate them too.
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Extreme ironing underwater 4 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
It's not even plugged in
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why why why 30 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Actually, E for Excellence! At least as far as I know, E is skipped in the standard grading scale because teachers worried parents would get confused and think E stood for Excellent, leading them to believe their child was doing far better in school than they actually were.
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Why is he so angey 22 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
MY BROTHER DOES THIS TOO OMG
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get it? geT IT? GET IT? 22 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I groaned audibly.
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What's wrong with America unit of measurement 24 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I have had a conversation about this with an Australian, who said she always said "Fifth of August," so perhaps it's just that it's different how we say it, so it's different how we write it.
Yes, we're a bit insane. But there is a method to our madness.
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What's wrong with America unit of measurement 24 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Okay. Yes, the metric system is great. Yes, it works nicely. Yes, conversions are easy. And I have no argument concerning measurement of length, besides it's much easier to pace out feet/yards than centimeters or decimeters (I'll leave meters alone here because they're about the same as a yard).
But concerning temperature, Fahrenheit is more based around the human body. 0 is about as cold as we can healthily stand, and 100 is around our body temp. Celsius is made for water. 0 is freezing, 100 is boiling. But I'm a people, not a water.
In terms of how we write out dates, let's just take a look at how we SAY the dates. At least here in America, we say August fifth. Not the fifth of August. And we (at least in my schools) are taught to write our dates on papers "August 5, 2015." So, 8/5/15 just makes more sense. Now, I don't know if you say it different in other countries.
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Booster seats, for the children 6 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I forgot that some countries drive on the left side of the road so I thought the pug was going to be driving. Unless, of course, this is from a country that drives on the right side, in which case, make sure it has its driver's license.
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well, what DID happen? 14 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Well, if I remember correctly, this one viking was kinda pissed about something and was exiled or something and discovered Iceland and Greenland and said, "You know what? I'm gonna fuck with everyone. Which one has less ice? THAT ONE'S ICELAND NOW. IT IS THE LAND OF ICE." "But there's no ice..." "IT'S THE LAND OF ICE OK GUYS"
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When my girlfriend asks why the ruler in the bathroom has a mark on 23 cm 12 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
No, I think it might be that they meant 2.3 cm...
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Must not let them know 12 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
OKAY so I met this girl the other day and she introduced her boyfriend to Harry Potter recently, so he's only on the fourth book, and she took him to Hogsmeade at Universal in Orlando, right, and he got Remus's wand and was going to get her Tonks's without knowing and just hearing her retell the story was so cute ^u^
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4 P E P E 18 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Eh, someone screwed it up already. I'll feel less guilty now.
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4 P E P E 18 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I want to upvote but it's currently at 666....
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Worst muslim ever 39 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Especially considering he's Christian...
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I CAN HEAR THE DRUMS 39 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I owned it, but it wasn't this one that looks like the movie's. Ours came in the flimsy cardboard board game box, and I think ours had more color. I loved it, probably because I hadn't seen the movie yet.
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What is this supposed to cover? 34 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
It's for those goddamn sexual shoulders them schools are so against.
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