MEOWIamacat

meowiamacat


I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.

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Mischief managed 14 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
FIGHT ME I LOVE WATER
just.. y'know... not the... tears and shit...
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Mischief managed 14 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Okay, literally FIGHT ME
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Remember when this happened? 10 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
I literally thought this was an actual stock photo for a second...
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Disney's Unexpected Realization 25 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Actually, first cousins once removed!
The most recent ancestor they both share is Kronos, father of Zeus and Poseidon. This level is siblings. Going further down, to cousins, is Hercules and Triton. Ariel is a whole generation down. Because Hercules is closer to Kronos on the generational ladder, and Kronos being his grandfather, the label becomes "first cousins" (Tip! Count how many "G"s are in the closest ancestor's title. That's the degree for cousins. i. e. "G"randfather="first" cousins). But wait! you say. Ariel's on a different level; Kronos is her GREAT-grandfather! First cousins applies to Hercules and Triton, not Hercules and Ariel! And, well, you're right. Good observation skills. That's why we have that "once removed." See, those numbers are only for relatives on the same generational level. This part is simple, just like finding out if it's first or second or whatever cousins. How many degrees of separation are there? In this case, it's only one, hence "once removed."
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There's 33 years we don't hear about 19 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Well, at age 12 he did just abandon his family and stayed at the temple that one time...
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Sleep tight pupper 243 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
sleep tight pupper
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Goals 1 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Every time I see this post I instantly think of Bed, Bath & Beyond and wonder when they started categorizing items. Also why you would buy $895 worth of stuff at once.
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Better love story than Twilight. 12 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
He's tried to kill her a bunch and pretty much the only reason he started using her in the first place was to escape Arkham, so...
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I posted two so a certain user would get annoyed 30 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
An 's is for singular nouns, while an s' is for plurals. When the shop first started out, both Fred and George ran the store, making it the Weasleys'. Then, well...
BUT EITHER WAY THE POST IS WRONG BECAUSE TWO YEARS AFTER RON BECAME AN AUROR HE QUIT BECAUSE HE WANTED TO HELP GEORGE WITH THE STORE JK ROWLING SAID IT HERSELF SO IT'S STILL RUN BY MORE THAN ONE WEASLEY AND IT'S STILL CALLED "WEASLEY AND WEASLEY" SOMETIMES AND THIS POST LIES IT IS FULL OF LIES AND TEARS AND WAS EXTREMELY UNNECESSARY AND WHY MUST THEY DO THIS TO US
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I am actually crushing hard on this one guy.. 25 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Okay this literally fucked me up because I am 90% sure my first relationship started and failed for the same reason: Out of the blue after pretty much hating each other, he said he liked me. Which then spawned into "do I like you or do I like that you like me?"
And now, friends, I can't tell if I still have a crush on the three girls I have crushes on or if it's just me liking them just with an intense need to be their friend, which then just escalated and I can't let myself forget about it anymore.
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I am actually crushing hard on this one guy.. 25 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Know the feel, dude.
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scary 11 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Do not even think about the Dog Park. Stop thinking about the Dog Park.
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scary 11 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Only hooded figures are allowed in or near the Dog Park.
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Dangerous phone cover 15 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Yeah, I'll take "Things only white people can get away with" for 400.
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Goats defying gravity like a boss 18 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
THEY CRAVE THE MINERAL SO HARD THEY WILL DEFY YOU HUMANS' PETTY "PHYSICS"
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you dont need to fake it, you have rights to be sad. 45 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Some people just don't like other people ranting on their posts, I guess. idk man.
you dont need to fake it, you have rights to be sad. 45 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
What's done is done, I just decided to rant on your post because it seemed like a good time and place... Sorry.
you dont need to fake it, you have rights to be sad. 45 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Exactly! Thank God I'm not the only one who feels like this. Other posts it's easy to look it over but this one dragged the post out into an alleyway, beat the shit out of it, and stole its beauty.
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you dont need to fake it, you have rights to be sad. 45 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
It's not just a little touch, though. It's always "Sorry for the long post, here's a ______ potato!" If it's not there because of the long post, don't make it about the long post. And honestly, the people who get to the bottom and read that probably aren't going to care if it's long, because they actually read the post. Sure, maybe they do, but usually the people who are like "Ugh, another long post, I hate these things," just scroll past and don't see it.
rosalinas - I don't blame you. Like I said, a lot of posts are from other sites and other people, and I totally get that we can't always crop it out or whatever. It just has started to bug me that they're on seemingly every post that's "long."
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you dont need to fake it, you have rights to be sad. 45 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Love the post, one of my absolute favorites, but does EVERY FUCKING THING NEED A FUCKING POTATO? SERIOUSLY. They aren't all that 'cool' or 'quirky' or 'random' anymore. They're fucking annoying honestly. I'm chill with a tiny picture every once in a while in small text, but there is no reason it should be this big. They ruin the mood. And, again, I'm fine with one on, like, the really long posts. Cool. Not a big bothersome. But EVERY FUCKING THING THAT'S OVER A SINGLE PICTURE/FRAME?? No. Just stop. The potato has lost its value and its humor. I realize so many posts here are from other sites, but just crop the photo or something. And it you make the thing yourself, don't slap a potato in every ten words. YOU DO NOT NEED TO COMPENSATE FOR ANYTHING. NOT EVEN LONG POSTS. Did that long ass "do you love the color of the sky?" post ever apologize. No? Then why the fuck we gotta slap potatoes on everything?
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I'm 5'2, none of them fit 32 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
US TALL AS FUCK HIGH ELVES NEED THEM OKAY
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What does it say? 23 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
"Nial the earth? Harry."
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A beautiful piece of malachite 17 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
AND STEVEN
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That math though 11 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
Well, yeah, I was just giving an exact number.
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That math though 11 comments
meowiamacat · 9 years ago
The actual milage is 67,570. Which, pacifist, is actually about 2.7 times the distance around the earth at the equator.
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