Well sign me the fuck up

Pretty fuckin good is what it is

Okay, so because it IS tied to itself, that is, in theory, a circle. BUT. Now, I'll admit that I've never played a Portal game before, so I'm not sure if, in playing the games, you do get an explanation of how portals work, but I'll assume it's similar to theories of how general teleportation works. Basically, the atoms are taken apart in the original position, and at the destination, atoms of the same composition are assembled to recreate whatever's been teleported. So technically speaking, you throw a rope into the blue portal and whatever isn't still outside it doesn't exist anymore, until it comes out the orange. But it's not the SAME rope, it's just a recreation of what the rope WAS, in the place where it would now theoretically be. Therefore, you could say that the rope has been cut, then tied together again, making it a line. But because it's possible to pull on that rope, say, towards the blue portal, and it would come back out the orange, making it an infinite line.

I thought it was going to be hentai. I prepared myself for hentai. Not for this...

OMG!! SO BRUTAL!!!!

(Or... y'know... if he hooks up with Poe...)

Day 3
Son: Dad u need to come to school again
Dad: Wat happened this time?!?
Son: My english teacher says my spelling is shit

I mean, not only do I get a proper education, I GET TO LEARN WITCHCRAFT

I 100% stand by my first observation of him: he looks like young Snape and is probably as whiny as him -- oh wait yep yeah he's as annoying

That's so cute!

It's literally the colors of the pan pride flag. nice.

Give me a link, and I will sign

Is he speaking in Chinese or is that just his nationality?

It's because the female human body literally cannot hold the child any longer without causing severe physical harm. Pretty much literally every other animal on this planet is born capable of surviving on its own once it is taught to survive. Humans reach this point at around age 5 minimum. Imagine carrying a five year old in your abdomen. Not so appealing, is it?

*war flashbacks to the "stress" mushroom incident*

Honestly, with naming the villain "Purple Man" I don't know anymore if we're bringing back FNAF or everyone's a fan of Jessica Jones and I'm betting the latter, but WHY WOULD YOU USE THAT AS A MARKETING CAMPAIGN DENNYS WHAT'S GOING ON

now this is the kind of content I come to funsubstance dot com for A+ good sir