meowiamacat
I am a fucking animagus, so if I hear one more comment about my name I will just lose it.
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Diagram of a corgi 4 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
what about the other 10%?
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Wife said "its gonna take too long to blow up" ....Challenge accepted 7 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Who's to assume it's a straight couple? (Or, y'know, he could've given the leafblower to his wife so he could have the honor of taking the picture. Either one works, really. There's actually quite a few explanations.)
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We're we in Prison together? 5 comments
I love college football but this is wrong 17 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
I've said it before and I'll say it again: WE NEED TO TAKE ATHLETE'S SALARIES AND GIVE THEM TO PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN THE WORLD.
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As a kid, this broken logic ruined the movie for me 14 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
In the original, I think the prince poured tar over the in hopes to keep her from running away.
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Boom. Mind blown. 14 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
It says Molly, it's just pointing out how similar Miley and Molly are. And no one ever said it was a comedy.
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Boom. Mind blown. 14 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
If I remember correctly, I believe someone once told me the character's name was originally going to be Zoe, but when Miley Cyrus auditioned (And, I guess, hired), they liked her name so much they decided to change the character's.
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Just for you guys steaming in Summer 31 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
Because I'm very accustomed to tumblr using gay porn gifs as reaction images. I know what they look like.
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Just for you guys steaming in Summer 31 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
You're mental! At my elementary school we couldn't go outside for recess if it was below 0 F, and we'd freeze ourselves just walking over to lunch! (Our cafeteria was in a separate building)
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Just for you guys steaming in Summer 31 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
And America's over in the distance like, "The fuck do these numbers mean? 40 degrees is hella cold."
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Trolling your friend's iPhone 10 comments
Trolling your friend's iPhone 10 comments
Swedish mannequins have different shaped models 16 comments
Swedish mannequins have different shaped models 16 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
These are absolutely perfect because not only do they have different sizes, the mannequins look like people. Over in America at least we've just got a bunch of stylish Slendermans displaying the clothes. No facial features, and perfectly smooth bodies. With these you can see what they look like on a person, not a statue.
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Soul mates 129 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
He shook his head and lifted his wrist to show me his own. One year, three months, fifteen days, seventeen hours, nine minutes, and six seconds.
I stood there, dumbstruck.
"Look, lady, here's your pizza. Just give me the money so I can finish up my shift and go home to sleep," he said, interrupting me from my frozen state.
"Yeah, sorry." I fumbled with my wallet, and handed him three tens. "Keep the change. Have a nice night."
I shut the door, and retreated back to my room to finish my movie. As I sunk my teeth into the best goddamn pizza I had ever tasted, it hit me.
"Oh, my God. My soulmate is pizza!"
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I stood there, dumbstruck.
"Look, lady, here's your pizza. Just give me the money so I can finish up my shift and go home to sleep," he said, interrupting me from my frozen state.
"Yeah, sorry." I fumbled with my wallet, and handed him three tens. "Keep the change. Have a nice night."
I shut the door, and retreated back to my room to finish my movie. As I sunk my teeth into the best goddamn pizza I had ever tasted, it hit me.
"Oh, my God. My soulmate is pizza!"
Soul mates 129 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
It happened at around eleven o'clock at night. I had kept looking at my clock all day. Now, it was down to only thirty minutes. But who would I meet at almost midnight in the middle of December? I didn't have any plans. I was just lounging in my room, watching a movie on Netflix, as one does, when I was suddenly starving. Like, hella hungry. A hunger only one thing could satisfy. Pizza. I placed my order, and went back to waiting. It felt like it was taking forever. I guess it was probably just how hungry I was, but still. I never had to wait more than fifteen minutes. It was bordering on half an hour when the sound of my doorbell filled the house. As I hurried to the door, I glanced down at my clock again. Ten seconds. Nine. Eight. Seven. Six. Five. Four. Three. Two. As I pulled the door open, the clock struck zero, and I looked into the face of the delivery guy.
"Hey, um, weird question, but, your clock wouldn't've happened to have stopped just now, would it?"
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Edited 10 years ago
"Hey, um, weird question, but, your clock wouldn't've happened to have stopped just now, would it?"
Reading this is so satisfying 5 comments
Tell me I'm not the only one 14 comments
People just call me crazy for this 38 comments
meowiamacat
· 10 years ago
That's the biggest thing that I can remember. Now it's mostly just saying something or writing something or holding something, but I always have that same moment of, "This happened in a dream a week ago."
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