But... I don't have seven more friends...

I'm a girl and I don't even know why we do this... -_-

Don't blink. Blink and you're dead.

If you don't like fat shaming, don't skinny shame.
Same goes for pretty much everything else. If you don't like homophobic people, don't be heterophobic either. If you don't like being racist towards people of color, don't be racist against white people. If you don't like people being sexist towards women, don't be sexist towards men. Equality means that people are equal. Not that the oppressed are in fact superior.

I think you mean the best moment.

Slap everyone who participates in Monday and Tuesday.

This is why everyone should own at least one cat.

I THOUGHT YOU WERE JUST JOKING TO GET US TO WASTE 20 MINUTES LOOKING BUT NO OH MY GOD THAT'S GOOD

I'm not crying....... *sniffle*

Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

From what I know about migraines (which is very little, mind you), I believe I've had one only once, and it was pretty minor. For me it was just a big blurry spot in my vision where I couldn't see and I felt so sick I just wanted to sleep, but I still get it. Headaches I can bear. I despised that and literally crawled into bed that night, nothing else.

FOR A SECOND I WAS CONFUSED AND THOUGHT IT WAS MONDAY AND WAS LIKE, "OH, FUCK, MONDAY" but then I remembered it's Thursday and yeah.

I watched this for, like, 5 minutes to make sure nothing would pop out and jump scare me.

Thank you for that title because now I finally understand...

Actually, this morning, I forgot my age for a second and thought I was eleven or something. Born in 2000

I knew it! (my real name is Jessica)

Okay, story time. I almost died today. While drinking apple juice and watching videos, I started choking. After calling out to my brother, I began to preform the Heimlich maneuver on myself, but by basically punching myself in the gut as I could not get to a table or counter top in time. During that minute of me choking on my own, I stopped breathing, and was literally thinking, "This is how I die," before my brother found me and helped out.
LITERALLY SAVES LIVES. I owe my life to this guest for posting this, leaving the information I learned long ago fresh in my mind for my near-death experience.

*suspicious squinting*