Its also called becoming an Australian, unless you want to shower with a spider the size of a football who may molest you.

It's a crime that they hold these and don't share the knowledge.

Why the fuck did no one take ugly in, this is not a story of learning how to love this is a story of neglect. This is what's wrong with society, everyone knows this god dam cat, everyone saw its need and everyone left it to get mauled by dogs, take a god dam minute to help those less fortunes around you instead of turning their tragic demise into a fucking story.

Sucks about the early blood letting but what a rad friend.

Oh god......this is heartbreaking...

I think people took my comment as serious, I ment it as sarcastic, these kind of jokes are degrading and outdated.....i think the people who find them funny have a lame sense of humor.

Who cares how she's dressed, do you see some one in cardigan and glasses and say "librarian?", she could be nakid and it shouldn't matter. The only thing her outfit does is show what kind of a person you are for judging. Shallow and boring.

Gah! Just give me all the cats!

This is fake, checked it on snopes. Cool story tho.

"I'm the queen of France!"

Haha she's fat and that means she's ugly hahaha.....*sigh*

I know fully grown adults not as smooth as this.

Unless you have carried a foetus in you for 9 months you can not comment on abortion. If you don't have to deal with it in your body then don't make comments. when the time comes for you to carry a foetus you can do what you Iike with your body but you have no right to tell someone else what to do with theirs, no ifs no butts, no moral high ground. Get m your morals off my body.

It's tim and Eric from "tim and Eric, awsome show, great job" ..... Ha-lairious.

You can do this right now! It dosent take a lot to make an impact on a disadvantaged child's life, go be a big brother or sister. Buy a toy at christmas and donate it to the salvation army. Small miracles every day make a huge difference.

Racist.

That's not just women being women, that a human with issues. Not all women are like that, and some dudes are like that. Stop trying to pidgeon hole women as some alien, indecipherable species.

GIVE HIM ALL THE TREATS !

Moral of the story, fuck those guys and be exactly who you are, who wants to hang out with turds in shorts anyway?

Good for you, how about you go make me a sandwich then you honky hoe? Sorry too much? Until racism and sexism may not affect you but it sure as hell affects thousands of people, just cause your not negatively impacted dosent mean others arnt.

Sorry about the last post, what I ment to say is we have only been a patriarchy for a few thousand years, before that we were a matriarchy for much longer. This system we live in now is relatively recent and not a true indication of one genders abilities. We have had strong and well functioning cultures driven by women for thousands of years, these women have birthed children, lead wars, manged civilisations all while having a vagina! Having the ability to produce offspring does not equil oppression, that's a new social constraint solely directed at women because of a desire for control, the vilification of abortion, women's sexuality and even the vagina itself is just another measure of this control.