Very cool

Nicely done. That is a well made combo of meme and pop culture.

Props for the title.

"For Fuck Yourself!" is the ancient battle cry of my people. Even now just the reference to it sends the fiery blood of my ancesters coursing through my veins. I must sit in the dark popping bubble wrap until it subsides.

Very nice.

Florida man likely tried to ride it while on meth and naked.

I could be friends with this person.

That is the only justification needed for the war on drugs.

Uhm, why do they have the same last name?

Do you want wargs? Because that's how you get wargs.

The US lost the war in Vietnam to the US. Mainly US corrupt and incompetent leaders. Not that we should of been there anyway...

What he probably needs is some Gatorade, tylenol, and to find his phone.

My wife and remodeled a bathroom. This phrase saved us from, insanity, murder, or divorce."

"I used to be an adventurer like you, until i took student loan debt to the knee."

You know, i really like these. Strangely addictive.

Oh my goodness. That is objectively adorable.

That's great. It's hard at first and seems like slow going, but it gets unbelievably better. Even now, no matter what happened in the past, you aren't f*cking up anything new.

Good advice. Wouldn't want to hit a bunny or something.

I lived in Memphis for about 15 years. The kid knew what he was getting to. Just about all the schools have metal detectors, not to prevent school shootings (outside ones), but because of gang violence. The kid would have been better off kicking a crocodile. I'm 6' and about 280; Memphis teenage girls scare me :)