I'm worried about the government period. Republican or Democrat.

Fuck the NSA and the patriot act

Me rn with all the birthday wishes on facebook from people i barely know

Holy shit this is old

Eat 2

I feel the original headline still has merit and isn't a weird way of phrasing it as OP suggests.

If only the bot posted the vid and not the gif

Atleast this one didn't cause a fucking fire

Centipedes are an issue. They have way too many goddamn legs

I was never more dissapointed in my sister than the day i watched her cook ramen noodles in the microwave

This didn't age well for anon

That was a dog...

Not to be "ableist" but most people who're "depressed" aren't actually depressed.

If you're financially capable and have a steady job I would recommend it rn. It would've been better about a month ago but nows a good a time as any if you have the means to buy a house.

I know this is a joke but I wanna explain to non-americans, and some Americans, that it is nearly impossible for there not to be a president. Since 1947 the line of succession has been laid out. The only way in which the US wouldn't have a president is if every member of the Executive branch, including undersecretaries, and every member of both houses of congress were killed all at once. In the interim, this is all theory, the states would assume martial law and emergency elections would be held to replace congress who would then nominate a president to serve whatever is left of the term of the previous president. Hopefully after the term things would be able to go back to normal and elections could resume as they had before.