Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

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Helpful people 5 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Also it says posted 16 hours ago (it now has 555 likes). Minus 3h (when you commented) = 13 hours.
Maybe you've seen it on Trending? When it says posted 1h ago on Trending, that's just the time it's been on the trending page, not when it was originally posted (to fresh).
A week to binge-watch 4 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
A week where you just sleep is a week where you don't speak to anyone and don't have to make decisions. And the week where you clean everything would fit perfectly right after the week where you cook without cleaning up. So really you'd need 3 weeks of vacations.
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rainophile cat :3 1 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
It's pluviophile :D
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Pure tragedy 9 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
My accidental life hack for this: whenever I have a weird dream, I fall back asleep and tell someone about it in my next dream lol. I don't know why, but I do that a lot and I can almost always remember my dreams
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Professor 2 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Nowadays we would just post a photo of the animal in our class group chat
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Family cosplay win 17 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
As far as I know, only the gods and the creator of this post can do that. And you ofc. What did it say?
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Family cosplay win 17 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
They only kept the kid with the most promising future
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Family cosplay win 17 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Maggie?
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I'm sorry 5 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Pocket pussy
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The Reason Germans Don't Play Scrabble 16 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
In Germany we don't have boards, we only have scrabble tables and carpets. Every high class hotel has at least one scrabble room.
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I know someone posted the first bit but the rest added on and made it even better 7 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Oh my god. I just realized. He's Robin' da Hood.
Do you want extra cheese on that? 15 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Plot twist: we're looking at a suicide attempt
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The Reason Germans Don't Play Scrabble 16 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
You said it, now you have to take a selfie in front of it to prove it
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The Reason Germans Don't Play Scrabble 16 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Ah I see!
The Reason Germans Don't Play Scrabble 16 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
But now you changed it instead of adding something
who can say no to such a cute little boy? :).. 3 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Cute? That boy is handsome!
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Never mind the hand v have the left one 21 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Nothing in this scenario forbids me to tell my boyfriend what's going on, “break up“ and get back together
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The inventor of Game Boy was a janitor 5 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
I read it as “Virtual Boy (...) was later killed“
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"i demand to be cuddled right now" 7 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
...right meow
The Reason Germans Don't Play Scrabble 16 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
More like the reason we do play scrabble. You can just add words to already existing ones
Maschine
Maschinen
Maschinenverleih
Schleifmaschinenverleih
Bodenschleifmaschinenverleih
Fußbodensschleifmaschinenverleih
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Better behaved than most people 6 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
“I'll take the leftovers from table no. 16“
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Seriously, wtf 6 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
2 mosquitos
2 wasps
2 ticks
Dude come on
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Beautiful pillow 7 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Because they just bought it and were so excited that they just couldn't wait until they were back home to take photos?
Love is love 8 comments
mialinay · 5 years ago
Pretty sure it's shopped. At least I hope so.