mialinay
I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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Is this true? 8 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
SHOW BOB AND VAGENE
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That's his bones 6 comments
Struck gold! 4 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
I hope they become friends and she bakes him cookies and he listens to her stories
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The world's strongest acid versus a metal spoon 19 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
Well, it was a nightmare after all :D
Usually my dreams may be super weird, but not as frightening.
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Usually my dreams may be super weird, but not as frightening.
The world's strongest acid versus a metal spoon 19 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
Why not both lol
Well ... the murderer was my brother, who went on a killing spree and held the rest of our family hostage. His methods were cruel and very creative and I was fearing for my own life until we found out that someone had murdered my brother's little twins (irl he doesn't have twins). Their dead bodies were still lying in a bathtub on the first floor of the same building we were in, together with the corpse of their murderer. In fact my brother was just taking revenge on anyone involved in this murder. I managed to escape and called the cops, but I only told them about the twin murder.
The end.
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Well ... the murderer was my brother, who went on a killing spree and held the rest of our family hostage. His methods were cruel and very creative and I was fearing for my own life until we found out that someone had murdered my brother's little twins (irl he doesn't have twins). Their dead bodies were still lying in a bathtub on the first floor of the same building we were in, together with the corpse of their murderer. In fact my brother was just taking revenge on anyone involved in this murder. I managed to escape and called the cops, but I only told them about the twin murder.
The end.
The world's strongest acid versus a metal spoon 19 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
@masterofdesaster remember my nightmare last night? Amongst other killing methods, making his victim dissolve his own hand in stuff like that was one of them. And I watched.
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Thor 5 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
It's like when you're spoon-feeding an infant and your mouth automatically pops open
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Fatal stubbing 5 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
Exactly. Hurt more and took longer to heal with each new fracture.
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Fatal stubbing 5 comments
Yikes 6 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
If I had no sense of humour, I wouldn't be on this site. I was just pointing out the massive flaws in this joke, which lower its quality. And proposed a better version.
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Murica f**k yeah 7 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
How do you even turn corners with that? Or is that the reason it was abandoned? That you can't even get anywhere with it?
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Yikes 6 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
How about: Why did Germany get a total of 1681 medals in athletics?
Well, after all, we've always been known for finishing races.
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Well, after all, we've always been known for finishing races.
Yikes 6 comments
mialinay
· 5 years ago
I beg to differ
“Including the Winter Games of 2014, German athletes have won 1681 medals: 547 gold, 567 silver and 567 bronze“
I mean I appreciate the joke, but at least don't throw that out there as a fact
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“Including the Winter Games of 2014, German athletes have won 1681 medals: 547 gold, 567 silver and 567 bronze“
I mean I appreciate the joke, but at least don't throw that out there as a fact
Fresh twitter screenshot 4 comments
GPS director 8 comments
No rules 11 comments
