He cute tho

Ha! I don't know if it's mathematically correct, but I get it.

But who the hell uses only one single sheet of tp?

He moved and stood in front of someone else though. He's tall, he can't help it.

You can't see which one of them has autism though!
(jk)

And this is why I never clean my windows

I'd be shitting on the hallway lol

Honestly the first thing I thought about was not Beauty and the Beast but the little Prince.

This is

So I've always kinda seen you as our funsubstance mum with the great stories... This is so awful to hear and I definitely don't know anything about the juristic regulations on that on the other side of the big pond, in my country landlords have to inform you I think 3 or 4 months in advance. I hope you will raise the money to move in time or take legal actions, this sounds like a straight up nightmare. Lucky for you I've been working a lot this month and I'm bad with money anyway, so before it goes to waste for some useless crap, I'll happily help you out a bit (gotta wait til the end of the month though).
I'll also try and share it, but honestly my biggest platform for sharing stuff is Funsubstance.
I hope our internet family comes together to help your family out, please keep us updated. I'm hoping for the best for y'all <3