mialinay
I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche
That's a sick cough 10 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
How... Disturbing
Another German running gag - going strong since the 90s :) 9 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
Inside jokes every german will understand:
- Bielefeld
- Berlin Airport
- Why's there straw lying around?
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- Bielefeld
- Berlin Airport
- Why's there straw lying around?
Heaven be like 4 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
Lol so I googled the real version and my new favourite is
a) make out
b) strangle her with a coat hanger
Also I refuse to tell you the real version
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a) make out
b) strangle her with a coat hanger
Also I refuse to tell you the real version
It's ok to loosen up a bit 9 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
I'm in this post and I do not like it.
Honestly tho, I like and use 90% of the stuff I buy in my manic phases.
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Honestly tho, I like and use 90% of the stuff I buy in my manic phases.
Maybe one day soon :') 6 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
Don't worry, you're still young, I'm sure you're gonna grow a skeleton soon :)
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Maybe one day soon :') 6 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
Lol couldn't do that. My boyfriend weighs 110kg (242lbs). Almost pure muscle mass.
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Less than 6ft 54 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
Tbh there's only 4 users that I sometimes confuse with each other.
And that's
@cakelover and @famousone
And
@parisqeen and @savage_demmigod
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And that's
@cakelover and @famousone
And
@parisqeen and @savage_demmigod
Less than 6ft 54 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
I'm so sorry. This whole comment thread is a train wreck. Imma see myself out.
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Less than 6ft 54 comments
Tattooing your cat 13 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
For me, this is on the same level as declawing, debarking, and cropping ears and tails without it being medically necessary.
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Tattooing your cat 13 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
That's the cat pictured above, Demon. Apparently, to add to the whole Desaster, sphynx do not only have super sensitive skin, but they put the cat under anesthesia, which is bad for sphynx cats and has a survival rate of only 50%
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Tattooing your cat 13 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
Boredpanda dot com /cat-tattoo-gangster-sphynx-aleksandr-russia/?utm_source=google&utm_medium=organic&utm_campaign=organic
Tattooing your cat 13 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
I'm sorry to tell you that this is real. It seems to be a new trend in Moscow/Russia to tattoo your sphynx cat. You can Google it. So cruel. I mean I guess they sedate/numb them before tattooing, but the healing process alone is very painful. Poor kitties.
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Less than 6ft 54 comments
Black Wombat 3 comments
Less than 6ft 54 comments
Less than 6ft 54 comments
Meeska, mooska 4 comments
Heath ledger 4 comments
mialinay
· 4 years ago
Honestly I'm so bad with generic small talk that I always give a sincere answer.
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Sleepless squad 12 comments