Mia Nitsche

mialinay


I'm here for shits and giggles and I won't leave unless someone giggles and shits.
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I create art, check out my IG @mia_nitsche

— Mia Nitsche Report User
Damn right we are 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
You're watching pigeon porn :D
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You can do this girls 15 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
I've said it a thousand times, I'll say it again
Women who pee: toilet seat down
Women who poo: toilet seat down
Men who pee: some up, some down
Men who poo: toilet seat down
It simply makes sense to put it down. Period.
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Ugh I'm bored 62 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
:') my heart
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Disgusting 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
She's the fish that came in the toilet. Delivery services do have quite the weird shipping techniques these days, i tell ya.
· Edited 4 years ago
Just ended a 4 year relationship with my fiance, decided to get myself a break up gift 5 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Funny how those break up posts are ALWAYS bots. I've never seen one of our users post one.
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A cute dog but actually just rust 3 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Life imitates art
Stealth Mode: Deactivated 4 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Aw. Sounds like great pets. Narcoleptic rocks. Also you can keep them alone or in groups, they don't mind. Actually they don't give a fuck about anything at all. I aspire to be like them.
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Millenial Gravestones: "Guess I Died." 4 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
1995 whoop whoop
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I appreciate the affection 16 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Honestly, I'll take it. She called me handsome!
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Dat feel. 2 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Pew pew - I mean - mew mew mew mew mew
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Disgusting 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Or just the moon emoji. How would you know what the emoji's body looks like?
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Damn right we are 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Oh he's definetely dtf. I love it when they do that, the little dance, the big neck and the gurr gurrs.
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Ugh I'm bored 62 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Take my words with a grain of salt, I might just have a cold guys. But till now it's been the whole spectrum of sore throat, headaches, fever, stuffed nose, runny nose, aching limbs, coughing etc. It really isn't all that bad, my back pain is what kills me, but it's not awesome either :D
Also to the testing etiquette: I get where they're coming from. The tests are new and if they were allowed to test just anyone, they'd be overrun by people who are fine but just want to make sure, or just have a simple cold. But yes, it's also problematic. Idk. Let's see where this takes us.
Also guys, in general, not just virus related - if I'm ever gone for more than a week or two, without warning, somethings wrong.
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What, you egg? 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Omg I love screaming frog. Also it's been quite a while, nice to see you back.
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I prefer strawberry or vanilla 17 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Just kidding, tasted great.
I prefer strawberry or vanilla 17 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Or maybe he'll give you something completely different, like when you ask him for HOT TEA WITH MILK and you get cold chocolate milk haha
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Ugh I'm bored 62 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
That's rad @cakelover!
@dr_richard_ew they weren't allowed to test me. In Germany our doctors are only allowed to test you if you've been to a high risk area or in contact with a confirmed patient. I've heard (over some corners) from two doctors that they have at least 20 patients in their area or hospital that definetly have the virus, judging from their symptoms, but they aren't allowed to test them. Rn we have almost 8k confirmed cases, but the real number must be a lot higher. I actually think it might be quite likely that I have it, but I literally haven't had any contact with people since thursday, so yay.
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What, you egg? 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
*pokes gently*
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Beautiful pest 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago 1
Bottom right 10 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Aww I've always wanted a sister :)
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What, you egg? 7 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
What, you egg?
*stabs him*
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Ugh I'm bored 62 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
By not going to McDonald's and eating the food we have at home
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This guy better get released 5 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
But what happened to stepdad?
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I am this old. 3 comments
mialinay · 4 years ago
Uhm! What is this? Why do I know this? Help?