Yes, also true and very understandable.

Now you're just trying to pull some reverse psychology on us, sneaky bastard

Hehe. Where? Where is it, hehe.

Nothing to thank us for, it was fun :D

Okay while I don't wanna steal this comment thread, I did have a quick brainstorming with @demryn and his parents and here are the results:
Flachzange (flat pliers), Vollpfosten (full post), Knallerbse (bang pea), Der hat doch nicht alle Tassen im Schrank (he doesn't have all the mugs in the cupboard), Der hat doch den Arsch offen (he has his ass open), am Arsch hängt der Hammer (at the ass hangs the hammer), ich glaub es hackt (i think it chops)

I understand what you mean and I must admit, Tunke sounds awfully german haha

Some more creative but less commonly used ones are Herr lass hirn regnen - oder Steine, Hauptsache du triffst (Lord make it rain brain - or rocks, as long as you hit), Du hast von der Suppe der Weisheit mit der Gabel gegessen (you've eaten from the soup of wisdom with a fork). And I'll ponder some more.

Also did you mean to tag @demryn? Though @demon does exist.

Not true, maybe you are just in the wrong circles @darkness_within.
My favourites are Klappspaten (folding spade) and Flachwichser (shallow wanker), Honk (short for Hauptschüler ohne nennenswerte Kenntnisse = student of the "lowest" type of school with no mentionable knowledge) , Arschgeige (ass violin)and "dumm wie drei Meter Feldweg" (stupid like 3 meters of dirt road).

Aww honey I'm sorry I didn't wanna laugh at you. I'm super impressed by your german!! Honestly!
Though yes, you'd rather say Soße than Tunke. I just found it a bit funny necause the only thing I call Tunke is the fluid you batik (or dip) dye your shirts in. Like, Batiktunke.
Sorry for laughing!

What else? Past history classes? Is anyone here a time traveller? @demryn? :D

Ask for payment

How the hell did you sneak that picture of our living room

Demryn did definitely not log into this account and I'm definetely Mia and he definitely has my permission

Lol classic. As if that kept us from shipping you.

Fear us for we ship it

I hope you read the following in his voice and accent
https://media1.tenor.com/images/21f8e4a421c47db400b7f111e0d5afb4/tenor.gif?itemid=16102856

Wait, the penis one?

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Bruh. I miss going dancing so much. I had a whole dance session alone in my room recently. Singing along with my earbuds in. That must've looked and sounded so ridiculous lol.

Well yeah. But like, also in general.

Zusätzliche Tunke :D
Haha

Lol. I've been asked by Australians why me and my friend are arguing so much with each other when we were really just talking. I don't hear it though :D