:D

...guess who might be gaming too much :D

No. Absolutely no chainsaws in the bedroom.

:')

GET THIS MAN A NEW CAR

Man just ignore it

Are we talking like...photo filters?

He must've grown on his escape, or my thighs gave become more massive than I realized

Reminds me of the have you ever had a dream kid

I feel like it would be weird for him to have missed that haha

If I every got to encounter one in real life, I'd beavery happy

Lol it's the german version of Jane/Jon Doe :D
Though mine has just as many syllables
Also the zip code reads Boobs when you turn it upside down.
Sorry to crush your hopes haha.

It's
Max Mustermann
Deutsche Str. 69
58008 Germany

@anthracite you've never heard of bouldering?

Sooo..party with the savages?
Also pls exclude bees from Satan's bum hole, thank you

That's against the protocol, you should've asked my Dad for it

Way to confuse me lol

Haha :D
While that wasn't how he landed me, i do prefer him to do the killing (mosquitoes etc) simply because I love animals too much

@nelson idk... Like, 27, 28? :D
No reason though haha.
Or maybe you were ageless to me. Since, before you posted your first selfie, i somehow thought you were a grampa haha

Lol @xvarnah happens to me more often than I'd like to admit