Lol now you can introduce yourself with
"das mah name" and people will be like "what's your name?" and you'll be like "das" getting them all bamboozled hehe

xD
I honest to god know no one named Ryan, neither have I ever typed this name. Idk where that came from haha

You guys?

It's actually not that uncommon for octopuses to do that, and it has been observed that they always use the same two arms, resulting in a theory that they have two "legs" lol

Hehe I know this one

Definetely

Maybe you could've continued after first and to be ^^

So...you get them a new best friend because yours is dead now? :D

That sounds like the intro to a cool movie

So you just gift a car to your mum's killer? That's kinda cold but who am I to judge?

Not the dragon :'(

Idk about you but to me it sounds like a bad acid trip lol

Just because you know how it works doesn't mean you're actually doing it

(i wasn't being serious ofc)

Wow are you discriminating mute girls? Fucking ableist.

Alles Gute!

We stan a polite fairy