miniegg

miniegg


Just another paper cut survivor.

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Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you. Can I lay in your bed all day? 30 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Are you serious? Deleting your comment is real mature.
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Keep quiet, nothing comes as easy as you. Can I lay in your bed all day? 30 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
None. How many comments like that does it take before you finally realise you're a dick?
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The one time their disguises didn't suck 11 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Omg
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Tell me your best puns in the comments!!:) 23 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
That's dark
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#2spooky4me 11 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I think Tara was referring to a special... Part ... Of your flesh.
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Megan Trainor is wrong 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Is 'NOT EVERYONE CAN CHOOSE TO BE SKINNY, JUST LIKE YOU, CAN CHOOSE TO BE FAT. GOD.' not harsh? I agree that it could put people off from getting healthier, but if people are swayed from exercising because of a song, I'm pretty sure they weren't really planning on exercising in the first place.
Megan Trainor is wrong 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
'I'm bringing booty back
Go 'head and tell them skinny bitches that
No, I'm just playing, I know you think you're fat
But I'm here to tell you...
Every inch of you is perfect from the bottom to the top'
If you listen to the lyrics she actually sympathises with skinny girls too. I admit it's not the smartest thing to say in a song but that's because people will pick out the bits they can get offended by and never want to listen to the song again... I just wanted to say you guys are being a bit harsh when she's saying she loves you for whatever you look like.
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Tumblr sleeping 19 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
This person loves asteroids just a little bit more
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Sticky and wet makes mommy upset 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Cockadoododle doo, the cow says moo. Hahah yeah, Crazy Steve
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Tell me your best puns in the comments!!:) 23 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
I was at the park and there were some kids playing with a frisbee. When I looked back I was confused as to why the frisbee kept getting bigger and bigger. Then it hit me.
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I've been waiting to post this since January. 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Ouch.
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Sticky and wet makes mommy upset 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Wow I swear she wasn't this old when I was younger
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Jennifer Lawrence turns 25 today 8 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Maybe she fell over again?
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eyebrow gaps > thigh gaps 9 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Preach
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This one goes out to everyone who had to skip breakfast this morning 7 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
No but it sounds amazing
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Google doesn't get me anymore 5 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
*double sigh*
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There is treatment 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Not since the accident.
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This one goes out to everyone who had to skip breakfast this morning 7 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Then pay attention to your teacher, silly.
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There is treatment 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
We don't talk about Aquarius anymore.
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its still expensive af though 43 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
If you don't mind me asking, what's PCOS?
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don't mind me i'm just a vegetable 36 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Oh whoops I was thinking of tomatoes. Those are fruit, right?
I've been waiting to post this since January. 16 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
Sorry
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pray the fanfic away 28 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
So close
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don't mind me i'm just a vegetable 36 comments
miniegg · 9 years ago
They're fruit