Lol. Well, that's if you wanted to spell it properly.
But I spelled it the way the black ladies here pronounce it.

*mixes up concoction*
Ok, so, I put all the beers in this really big glass and created a new drink *hands glass*
How does it taste? :/

I second this! :DDDD

Hahaha I'm gonna ask my mom as a joke and see what she says. xD

OMG! That gif. I'm laughing so hard. xD
Suure thaaang. We have Hunters, Amstel, Castle, Baveria, Becks, Heineken.
Which would you like?

Hahaha instant abs xD
Psh! Why have a 6 pack when you can have a Keg/barrel? There's definitely more to love ;)

Would you luck a hug and sandwich too?

*eating popcorn*

That fact makes me feel SO dirty..
Excuse me while I go bath in Dettol

Hahaha I was gonna post the same thing as you pripyatplatypus.
If I sound like what I just heard, I'm vowing never to speak again. I shall only speak using a marker and board.

You're like Jameson. Triple distilled and twice as smooth ;)

This is Se-ri-us :|

Omg.. Jiffy strikes again. :P

Uuhhh... Don't you need all your ribs though?:|

Well.. I did that for you :P lol
... Can guys do that?:|

Sheeeesh! Granny's these days >.<

Or imagine you're in the shower and this thing just jumps through your shower curtain.

The only way one can "taste sperm" in a kiss is if the person they kiss has recently given someone a blowjob.
So in this case it basically means that this girl kissed a boy who had given another boy a blowjob:| Thus her being able to "taste sperm"