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serratedattheedges
· 10 years ago
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And they say tumblr isn't educational.
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badasslatina
· 10 years ago
Actually, this can be very useful for writing a novel.... And for other stuff, but i'll stay with the novel, thanks
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readmorebooks
· 10 years ago
if you have to fake a death use a fan brush for the blood and not a toothbrush because the marks from a toothbrush are recognizable
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guest
· 10 years ago
If you really want to fake your death, leave behind one of your limbs in an explosion or fire. It will be assumed that you died and all that's left of you is a arm or leg. It must be a whole limb too and make sure it's your own limb, DNA testing will be done on it. Using blood only for a fake death won't make it absolute in the eyes of the law. If you're missing in America for two years with evidence that you died, or seven years overseas, you will be declared dead, but your family will not get any insurance money (no body, no money) and the courts will tie up all your assets with red tape. But with a limb, it's almost a slam dunk that you will be pronounced DOA.
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felixo77
· 10 years ago
All true except for the DOA part. DOA is Dead On Arrival and is only used for when a patient/victim is being transported for medical treatment (usually via ambulance to the ER) and dies in transit.
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thammy
· 10 years ago
"Plus you might catch a marlin or something."
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kurukuruguy
· 10 years ago
Thanks.
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hannah_t
· 10 years ago
Will you help me hide a body? Doesn't have to be in one piece?
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misslexi1308
· 10 years ago
This.. This makes me scared.. Slightly :|
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hannah_t
· 10 years ago
YouTube it, you'll be terrified.
meduzata
· 10 years ago
Do you people have any idea how 10 feet deep is then add 3 feet for the dog thats 13 feet of digging its not worth it just buy a blendtec blender and make toilet smoothies
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mizuikal
· 10 years ago
Why get rid of a cadaver? Bodies I understand but cadavers are for medical research.
azrael
· 10 years ago
Who says tumblr isn't a treasure trove of friendly, helpful information.
readmorebooks
· 10 years ago
this is helpful and not friendly
azrael
· 10 years ago
Um, well, one out of two isn't so bad is it? :)
readmealullaby
· 9 years ago
Or you could just barbecue the body and feed it to the cops. They'll love it.
azrael
· 9 years ago
Fried. Green. Tomatoes. Is not a guide for life.
