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-Orson Welles

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Behold, bowling with cats! 3 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

STRIKE!

Customer jokes are the worst 3 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

The one I hate is when they hand you a large bill and you check it. "Oh, I just made it."

when i go to kill a bug and it starts flying 31 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

I think it's from the making of the Shake It Off music video.

creepy story 12 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

ohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygodohmygod I didn't get it at first, and then it's like someone flicked a switch in my head. That is creepy!
Also, who tells someone NOT to do something?

Loving Popcorn 18 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

Well those are marshmallows. If that's the joke it's not very funny though.

Too much curry 9 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

It's called induction heating if you want to google it.

Someone probably did this before 6 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

Same thing.

CNN can't do math 4 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

In the words of Donna Moss, "Oh, and like there's no chance it's a typo."

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Working for call centers 9 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

I wasn't aware that the FBI worked in the Pentagon.

World time clock 9 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

Oh. I did not realize that. Well then let's assume the places on the clock are all on the same half hour.

World time clock 9 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

Does it need a minute hand? The minutes are the same no matter where you are. The only thing you'd need to know is the hour. The real problem is it doesn't have am/pm. Because Shanghai and New York are not one hour apart, they're thirteen hours apart.

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It's True 11 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

If you use your 150 iq to do something amazing, like cure cancer, Idgaf if you have common sense.

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The question on everybody's mind 22 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

The question on everyone's mind thirty years ago.

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Taylor Swift reveals her deepest fear to ellen 6 comments

missmovielady4 · 9 years ago

"I don't wanna go near clear water."
"Just murky water?"