Do not, I repeat, DO NOT play with your parents, especially while drinking. Especially if they are prone to oversharing...

My poor sister is allergic to dairy. She can't eat hardly anything. You would be surprised at the amount of things that have diary in them. If she touches butter her fingers turn purple, swell, and tingle. I can only imagine what it does internally if ingested.

Try havasu falls. I am not sure they are the ones pictured, but at the base of the falls they have very similar formations.

Brown chicken brown cow

And it loves you back

Aren't most Floridians from up north? So the crackhead ratio up north is slightly skewed?

I feel like rather than screaming, the word should be screeching, as that will be the sound.

I can't remember from my clarinet days, but I can guarantee it will be one nasty sound at a fff.

Looks kind of like road rash, or a burn.

In OK currently you can only buy liquor at a liquor store, and they close at 9 pm. They are also closed Sunday.

Rhcp totally has thisas part of their set.

It seems like backwards should already be a part of the ride, such a missed opportunity!

Thanks! And I'm sorry you never got a chance to ride :(