Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Della, the cat who adopted dinner 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I highly doubt they can even suckle the milk let alone digest it, throws the credibility of the whole story out the window for me.
Geographic puns are where its at! 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Liverpool has got to be the least funny place-name in the UK, pun or no. There is a village called Willey near me for example.
How to clean your stove 6 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Thank goodness, I've only ever had a gas hob and was a bit confused as to why this would be necessary!
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Sounds like my mom! 1 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
My mum had to send me a photo of her laptop and just the word 'help!' because she'd managed to make all the icons humongous, to the point only about 4 actually fitted on the screen.
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There are a lot of Asians out there people 35 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago · Edited 8 years ago
There are a lot of Asians out there people 35 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Which aren't eastern European?
There are a lot of Asians out there people 35 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Albania, Slovenia, Bosnia
There are a lot of Asians out there people 35 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Eastern Europe is more like ia endings, Bulgaria, Estonia, Latvia, Slovakia + others
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There are a lot of Asians out there people 35 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
"The world" in the UK if you say that someone is Asian most people would immediately assume Indian or Pakistani, not saying that's any better... just different.
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True 10 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I thought my husband just had one of these moments with me, he randomly said "You know I really love you..." I was all ready to have a cuddle then he followed it up with "...can you get me a drink?"
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So proud! 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Oooh!! That's bad! Why does she have a speech writer, I get the idea politicians partners play a lot more active role over there?
So proud! 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I've missed something... what did she do?
Finally 18 today :) I'm looking forward to doing this 16 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I think I stopped getting routinely asked for ID when I was around 26, got asked earlier this year on a night out and it absolutely made my night! (I'm 29 now)
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Finally 18 today :) I'm looking forward to doing this 16 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Enjoy it whilst it lasts, I haven't been asked for ID in a long time :(
This is how I felt this week. 3 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I've seen a lot of back to school stuff, I'm in the UK and only just finished for the summer, othere schools are still going till Friday. When are American holidays?
I am a guy but this is my 21 century problem 6 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
That's ridiculous! 120 years isn't that old, so it was built in 1896? My parents-in-laws regular sized house was built in 1887 and there's no spooky goings on there.
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For the pokenerds 20 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
No but there are ways to get it, if you have an iPhone you have to login to American appstore (or something like that) if you have Android there are websites you can get it from but you have to bypass your phones default setting of blocking apps from unknown sources and if you get a dodgy one it opens up the possibility of malware being installed on your phone.
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Just saying 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
The second map is just the first one in black and white.
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Apparently, the 'Imagine a new color' is not really impossible 31 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I'm pretty sure I have a dress that colour
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A teacher is grading a test somewhere right now 24 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Also it's relative to the amount of training you have to do, most similarly trained and educated professionals get paid higher than teachers, even when holidays are taken into account
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A teacher is grading a test somewhere right now 24 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Or in the UK where we have another week and a half to go!
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No washing required 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I meant compared to normal plates, although I suppose I'm not factoring in manufacturing of said plates plus manufacture and usage of washing up liquid or dishwashers and tablets.
No washing required 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Bad for the environment though.
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No one knows who Robert DeNiro is anymore! 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Loads of posts like this pop up on Facebook for various celebrities, they're all fake.
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I'm not even mad. I mean, that's amazing! 23 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Err no, smartarse
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