Mistoffelees

mistoffelees


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Headshot! 12 comments
mistoffelees · 7 years ago
The guy on the left looks more Dutch to me. Not sure about the one on the right but agree they don't look that British
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Who Am I...but a sound of tomorrow 8 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I think people always called it Wilko or Wilkos like calling Woolworths Woolies, they just rebranded to suit.
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when you realize there's only 3 countries using the imperial system left 17 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Oh, went straight over my head lol
when you realize there's only 3 countries using the imperial system left 17 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Haha what lol!? Like a lady at my work has had a baby, a note got put up in the staff room: Little Ava arrived at 8.10 Thursday morning weighing 7lbs 2oz
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when you realize there's only 3 countries using the imperial system left 17 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
We still kind of use imperial in the UK, our road signs are all in miles/yards for example and most people I know weigh themselves in stones/pounds, babies weights are always announced in pounds and ounces.
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Did you know? 7 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
In the UK it's called Movember which is a far superior name
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Art 10 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Someone put the Fibonacci spiral thingy on it
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Why I love kids 2 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Or they're play acting something they've seen or experienced to make sense of it then it's sad.
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NEVER get in a fight with Catherine Tate 6 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I'd forgotten she went to school with Gavin Shipman!
Future 6 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I got given an old one from the 70s but broke it trying to clean it :(
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My life right now 5 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Not so far, although once one of your friends has done something grown up they're usually happy to be the adulter adult when you need advice on the same thing, e.g. buying a house.
Loretta - Identified as woman before it was cool 11 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
"Where's the foetus going to gestate? You gonna keep it in a box?"
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Cat Runs Into A Glass Bakery Door 4 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Awww! Was it ok? :(
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Do English people really do this? 17 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Is it even dinner if it's a salad or sandwich? And you're missing out if you don't have a bit of supper before bed!
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Do English people really do this? 17 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I'd say breakfast lunch and dinner. Supper was always a biscuit and a glass of milk before bed. Tea was the drink but I knew what my friends meant if they invited me for tea.
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Do English people really do this? 17 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
It's partly regional, some people go with tea for dinner and others use supper.
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Oh I thought you was dead 10 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
"My cubs will feast tonight!"
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when you're horrible at comforting 29 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
They were all better when they were called Opal Fruits but orange are best followed by green then purple. Yellow aren't the worst though, red are.
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Parsley eating competition 2 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Custard got his first I demand a rematch!
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Scratchy blanket 4 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Can confirm they are in the UK too. Why do they even exist?
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English Milky Way 2 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
I was to start with but it seems unlikely that the milky way would be visible as the sun was setting. Still very pretty though
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What people think, when I say I am from the Maldives 7 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
My husband proposed when we were on holiday in the Maldives.
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Well, we still coming 5 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
The message isn't real, the couple were having their photos in the same area this group were filming a music video, the couple invited them to be in a photo.
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flat earth members should inhale zyklon B 10 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
But they believe there is an ice wall round the edge which is either too far to cross or has American guards patrolling it, or possibly both.
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Sick burns #probably 11 now 7 comments
mistoffelees · 8 years ago
Compared to a lot of own brand products in other supermarkets their stuff is good, I like it because the choice is often take it or leave it rather than choose between these 10 cereals which are basically the same, I'm easily confused! Their fruit and veg isn't brilliant but can recommend their frozen section and sandwich meats very highly.
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